George Glass ✌️
@shoelettuce.bsky.social
I’ve watched Portrait Of A Lady On Fire 14 times. I'm the worm your girlfriend pointed at when she asked if you'd still love her 🏳️⚧️🍉🖤 also 💍 to @whoreberto.bsky.social 🥹
Hey I’m going to the Plaza Premium Lounge before my flight to Peru you guys need anything?
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey I’m going to the Plaza Premium Lounge before my flight to Peru you guys need anything?
Something so luxurious about vaping in your condos sauna 😌
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Something so luxurious about vaping in your condos sauna 😌
Born to be friendly and generous forced to hang out with straight people and their kids
September 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Born to be friendly and generous forced to hang out with straight people and their kids
Hey what’s up wanna wet rub my shank?
September 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey what’s up wanna wet rub my shank?
Me: you better not be two cunty posts pointing at each other when I get home
Them:
Them:
July 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me: you better not be two cunty posts pointing at each other when I get home
Them:
Them:
Bed head and sunning my buns 🫢
July 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Bed head and sunning my buns 🫢
Worked out in a jockstrap this morning I wonder if anyone’s gonna be weird about it
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Worked out in a jockstrap this morning I wonder if anyone’s gonna be weird about it
Omg this season of Handmaid’s Tale is SO GOOD I’m watching like this
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Omg this season of Handmaid’s Tale is SO GOOD I’m watching like this
Just met up with someone off EBay to sell some old Pokémon cards, when he asked “why are you selling” I didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I’m not a fucking nerd :(
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just met up with someone off EBay to sell some old Pokémon cards, when he asked “why are you selling” I didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I’m not a fucking nerd :(
It must be so confusing for some people when I say “subfloor” bc they don’t know if it’s a renovation term or a command.
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It must be so confusing for some people when I say “subfloor” bc they don’t know if it’s a renovation term or a command.
Hard to believe I waited a whole day before bragging about running a 5k in 28 minutes and 41 seconds! (And then did a sauna/cold plunge after)
April 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hard to believe I waited a whole day before bragging about running a 5k in 28 minutes and 41 seconds! (And then did a sauna/cold plunge after)
I’m like if a girl were an annoying gay guy (I love my new @pandershirts.com swim briefs!)
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m like if a girl were an annoying gay guy (I love my new @pandershirts.com swim briefs!)
Body by Jollibee Crispy Chicken
March 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Body by Jollibee Crispy Chicken
My gay powers never left but I sure love a fresh haircut
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My gay powers never left but I sure love a fresh haircut
Is he… you know
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is he… you know
When it came to El*n M*sk’s salute, I did nazi that coming
January 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When it came to El*n M*sk’s salute, I did nazi that coming
I’ll jam up your mash any time any place
January 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’ll jam up your mash any time any place
Is this allowed?
January 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is this allowed?
Chat why does this fruit remind me of when I was a kid and my guppies were pregnant?
January 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Chat why does this fruit remind me of when I was a kid and my guppies were pregnant?
Does this count?
January 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Does this count?
2019 vs 2024 or whatever
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
2019 vs 2024 or whatever
Hey Siri play Party At A Rich Dude’s House by Kesha
December 7, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Hey Siri play Party At A Rich Dude’s House by Kesha
Is this even something people post on this app?
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Is this even something people post on this app?
Helped a friend pack up and move out of his place and he gave me a whole bunch of stuff from his closet he doesn’t wear anymore !!
November 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Helped a friend pack up and move out of his place and he gave me a whole bunch of stuff from his closet he doesn’t wear anymore !!
He’s nothing if not everything I’ve ever dreamt of and more 🥹 @whoreberto.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 2:33 AM
He’s nothing if not everything I’ve ever dreamt of and more 🥹 @whoreberto.bsky.social