Yes to Chiffon taking a stand!

Pro EU and anti Tory too. I also adore dark humour. To the extent I have to make comics out of it. For example:

Yeah, I tied a ligature around my neck to hang myself, and I was such a fat t##t that it just snapped at the drop. So then I was just a living fat c##t, with broken ribs. Proof that cakes save lives. True story!

I’m here now, I’m still alive because when I tied my ligature to hang myself from the bannister of my stairs, it only snapped, so I just basically fell down all stairs and was subsequently now just a fat t##t, and still bloody alive. Proof that cakes save lives. Pass it on.

True story!

I relate to this struggle. Oh how I do! People have given up on trying to help or teach me any further. I’m left to my own devices. And my own devices don’t wrap presents well, at all!