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The Whetstone Heart
@shockmommy.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Electrologist in pdx, urglaawer/folk witch, shitposter, writer, solarpunk, radical leftist (the nice kind)

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This is the kinda propaganda i can get behind. Rare OC for you 😌
Meme political cartoon of someone being hypnotized into loving beans and oats sorry I can’t translate it all right now
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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My slutty lil slice
A nice picture of a slice of Costco pepperoni pizza glistening in the sun
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Wow, bulk skibidi toilet toys at Costco. The meme cycle has completed. This era of memes are officially dead and not cool. Cant wait for the next gen
Pallets of 1.5 foot tall dolls of humanoids with robot heads. The box reads “skibidi toilet titan mega figs”
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Randomly got in the mood to listen to a band I haven’t listened to in a year or two. Turns out they got a new album dropping any minute now. Incredible luck!
Spotify Screenshot of black moth super rainbow’s album counting down to drop in 14 minutes 35 seconds
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Happy birthday to all transgenders. May the unmarked vans never find us
Bugs bunny in drag getting his passport checked
March 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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How I look on the outside vs. how I feel on the inside
Black and white photograph of a woman on the frontier in rugged men’s clothing A photoshopped image of a bratz doll smoking weed
March 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The dreaded tatzelwurm arrives on your doorstep. Do you
A.) invite him in for tea
B.) kiss him gently on the forehead
C.) give him the boot
D.) feed him your hog
An antiquated etching of a mythological serpent with a goofy cat face. It has chicken feet talons and it stands on its hind legs
March 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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My 17th tranniversary was two days ago, I missed it again! In honor of this special day: a picture of me at 14, 24, and 36!
A miserable closeted teen trans girl. She’s wearing all black and frowning A picture of a young trans woman in a cocktail dress and a pink sash that reads “Ms trans San Diego 2013.” She is sitting next to two women at a gala A trans woman smiling in her car. She’s wearing has two long braids, octagonal glasses, and overalls
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Eeeeeee! I got @torreypeters.bsky.social’s new book at Powell’s! They weren’t even on display yet, they cracked the pack open for me. $22 for the hardcover, go get it!! 🤠
A photo of the cover of the book Stag Dance by Torrey Peters. The title and author are on the cover in bold neon pink font on top of an anachronistic illustration of two stags in conflict, on of which has a pink bow on its alters.
March 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Impossibly gorgeous out here. What a helluva day digging swales and planting serviceberry, elderberry, and other trees. I’m filthy and tired and desperately need a shower
A wide flat grassland beneath a sunny, cloud-spotted spring sky
March 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Off planting tree’s on a friend’s farm outside of town today. Trans people are allowed to buy farms, turns out, and then you can go be trans on that farm with them whenever you want. So many exciting developments in 2025
White trans woman in her mid thirties with tawny twin braids, overalls, and octagonal glasses smiling in her car
March 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I finally survived 100 days in The Long Dark. I’m free. The spell is broken. I wanna do other things with my time now! Wahoo!!!!
A screenshot of the game The Long Dark. Pieces of charcoal are arranged on the snow in front of a gas station. They spell out “100”
March 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Monster trucks are drag queens I will die on this hill
The monster truck Sparkle Smash mid-air at a monster jam show
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Never getting tired of this
A meme of an anime girl at sunset. She is in a grey business skirt suit and wearing an employee lanyard. She reaches her hand out toward you. The text reads “let’s be in our mid-thirties together”
March 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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This will always be cringe to me I have hated gamer marketing since the very beginning
Mountain Dew gamer fuel 12 pack Nissin gaming cup noodle G fuel energy powder Pizza and pb&j flavors of gamer grub
February 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I’m not a furry but I am a fujoshi
Two male furries stand close, one sitting and one standing. The standing one is lighting a cigarette in the mouth of the sitting one and holding the back of his neck. The sitting one is looking up at the standing one
February 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Snowdy! (Snow howdy!)
A selfie of a white woman in long twin braids in warm winter clothes. She is smiling outside in a snowy neighborhood
February 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Opened the package and… someone snuck a cookie at the factory 😂
A freshly opened package of girl scout cookies with on missing cookie
February 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Invited my friends that are in a polycule together to play a multiplayer video game at my house. Told them if they fail to work together I won’t let them get married. (They’re doing an excellent job 🥹)
Four queers sitting on two love seats in a living room. Curtain fairy lights hang behind a big tv screen flanked by two book cases
February 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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God I love Portland. Spotted in a Fred Meyer parking lot. Took the picture with permission. Sonic the hedgehog never looked so good
A painting of sonic the hedgehog on the hood of an old Honda civic
February 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I need an early 90s g20 so fucking bad dude someone give me $4,000
Facebook marketplace listing for a 91 Chevy g20 conversion van. It’s listed for $4,000
February 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The game I can’t shut up about The Long Dark is currently on sale for like $8 and it is SO WORTH IT OMFGGGGGGG
A meme of The Long Dark with the caption “I love the long dark so much I wish Canada was real
January 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Also the truly funny part about it is the first one Reagan wrote to Bush Sr.
President Reagan’s letter to Bush Sr. With a cartoon drawing of an elephant covered in turkeys and the header reads “don’t let the turkeys get you down”
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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My face when tiktok crawls out of the grave I buried it in in the pet cemetery outside of town
A white trans woman’s face from below looking down at the camera with mild disgust
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Before I go to bed: an all-time favorite tiktok from two of the funniest trans girls I’ve ever known
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM