Wife: "What was i talking about?" Me, being cute: "how much you love me" Wife: "No, I never say that" #CuteThingssWifeySays

Me: "my cold sore has cleared up" Wife: " does that mean i have to kiss you again?!?" #CuteThingsWifeySays

Wife: "I had something I was going to say to you" Me: "You were going to say you love me" Wife: "No I had something important to say" Me: "That is important..." #CuteThingsWifeySays

Trying to convince my wife to cuddle before bed.
Her: "Why are you so annoying?"
#CuteThingsWifeySays

Wife: "kitty breath is the best" Me: "is it?" Wife: "No, it's ass, but i like when they breath on me" #CuteThingsWifeySays

We are both sitting in bed and wifey asks if I will get something from downstairs. I said i would for a few kisses. Her response "why do you make me participate in this stupid transaction" #CuteThingsWifeySays

My wife regularly works out with >100 pounds. My wife when we are unloading groceries: "it's too heavy" #CuteThingsWifeySays

*Laying in bed during a snowstorm* me: "should i let the chickens out into the run today?" wife: "they need the illusion of choice" #CuteThingsWifeySays

My cat wanted to be by me today and was sitting on my computer tower. She decided to stand on the power button... Now I understand

My wife was trying to take a cute picture of the cat in the Christmas tree. She bent down to get a good shot and the cat came up to her for pets. She said "sometimes I hate having a cat that loves me" #CuteThingsWifeySays

When you hype your wife up by freestyling a song about her before going out to shop the week of thanksgiving and she looks at you and says "I didn't ask for this" #CuteThingsWifeySays