Like shocking fish in a barrel...
@shockinfish.bsky.social
Closet philatelist, reformed Morris dancer, avant-garde train spotter and general cad about town. Nowhere near as funny as I think I am.
Mmmm?? Smokey bar-b-que beef flavour pasta...
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mmmm?? Smokey bar-b-que beef flavour pasta...
No... Really Cheesy, Sweet & Spicey, and flamin' hot!
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
No... Really Cheesy, Sweet & Spicey, and flamin' hot!
Even worse... there are three different flavours!
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Even worse... there are three different flavours!
Oh don't mind me, I'm just looking at the quality of tee shirt you're wearing... nothing else... nothing...
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth wide open
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November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh don't mind me, I'm just looking at the quality of tee shirt you're wearing... nothing else... nothing...
Mmmm moist peach 🍑
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mmmm moist peach 🍑
Well calling you a 'wanton whore' while more accurate, could cause offense. 😀
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Well calling you a 'wanton whore' while more accurate, could cause offense. 😀
For me it's a must, when a gent slides a few pics my way and asks me to pick the best one!
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
For me it's a must, when a gent slides a few pics my way and asks me to pick the best one!
Yes, yes you have...
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Yes, yes you have...
Thanks for that...
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Thanks for that...
Does it take you back to phoning up to find out the times of the films at the local cinema... just without the prospect of popcorn and a fumble in the back row...
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Does it take you back to phoning up to find out the times of the films at the local cinema... just without the prospect of popcorn and a fumble in the back row...
One tasty peach! It bet it would be fun to lick from top to bottom (and back again!)
October 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One tasty peach! It bet it would be fun to lick from top to bottom (and back again!)
Sending you love, hugs, and a sneaky grope... hope you feel more like yourself soon!
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sending you love, hugs, and a sneaky grope... hope you feel more like yourself soon!
So adorably cute! But enough about me...
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So adorably cute! But enough about me...