Chris Bisgard
@sho-biz.bsky.social
Deck Chair Arranger, 3rd Class, RMS Titanic
Penelope after finding out her man shacked up with Calypso for 7 years:
“O no he dysseus!”
“O no he dysseus!”
February 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Penelope after finding out her man shacked up with Calypso for 7 years:
“O no he dysseus!”
“O no he dysseus!”
Some bars I just wrote based on an occurrence at work:
You’re crashing my system
Yeah your file is a gigabyte
But my hard drive is too full
It can’t handle that big a bite
You’re crashing my system
Yeah your file is a gigabyte
But my hard drive is too full
It can’t handle that big a bite
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Some bars I just wrote based on an occurrence at work:
You’re crashing my system
Yeah your file is a gigabyte
But my hard drive is too full
It can’t handle that big a bite
You’re crashing my system
Yeah your file is a gigabyte
But my hard drive is too full
It can’t handle that big a bite
Penelope responding to the first text from her husband in 10 years saying he’s on his way home:
“New phone, whodysseus?”
“New phone, whodysseus?”
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Penelope responding to the first text from her husband in 10 years saying he’s on his way home:
“New phone, whodysseus?”
“New phone, whodysseus?”
November 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by Chris Bisgard
