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shnorgleton
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Philly sports complainer and Eiffel 65 enthusiast
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Because it’s the cup.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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"HEARTBREAKING" The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point meme.
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Mac from Always Sunny stopping someone entering the bar for an “Ocular Patdown” threat assessment
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Eagles Super Bowl Banner Night 2018 vs 2025
September 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Oh my god. Republicans and Democrats. Stop being obsessed with BEING THANKED, JESUS CHRIST.
A text message in brief that asks the reader to reply “END FRAUD” to “Thank” Democratic Rep. Brian Munroe for doing his job, er, passing an act that claims to let the AG stop “waste, fraud, and abuse.”
July 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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"Mac" from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia acting as if he's swinging a baseball bat.
July 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Email unsubscribe pages are infuriating. What the hell does the check mark mean? Am I checking what I want to unsubscribe from? Unchecking it?
Screenshot of an email unsubscribe page asking "Are you sure you want to leave?" Followed by two checkboxes for email lists and a "Confirm" button. There are no instructions on what the check boxes mean.
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Wall Street is full of Tobias Fünkes
Still from the show Arrested Development where Tobias is saying “but it might work for us”
April 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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album cover that reads "NOW That's What I Call Liberation Day"
April 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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"You've been added to the "Intel Cmte large group" chat
Live update from the NY Times regarding the intelligence committee hearing: "The house intelligence committee is gaveled to a close. It will resume in a classified session behind closed doors later this afternoon."
March 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Still image from the show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” where Frank Reynolds (Danny Devito) is saluting a soldier in a wheelchair.
March 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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They must have forgotten the asterisk for the top half of this sign
Trump 2024 campaign sign that reads "TRUMP LOW PRICES" on top and "KAMALA HIGH PRICES" on bottom.
March 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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"Vote to impeach all Dem judges or we'll shut down the government"

Fetterman:
March 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Not in Southeastern PA...
Screenshot of one dozen large Bowl and Basket Cage Free Brown Eggs from ShopRite priced at $5.99 Screenshot of one dozen large Bowl and Basket Fresh White Eggs from ShopRite priced at $8.99
March 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Three-cell strip of a SpongeBob SquarePants scene where SpongeBob has an ice cream taken from him. He's told to "let him have it" by Plankton, meaning to be forceful and take it back. Instead, he willingly gives it up by saying, "You can have it!" cheerfully. In this case, the role of SpongeBob is played by Chuck Schumer, and the Ice Cream Thief is Donald Trump.
March 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Could you imagine a world without CRs?
March 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Wall St. thinking that MAGA might deplete either their shrinking 401ks or their Trump Flag Fund to buy a Tesla now?
March 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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dems tonight after al green spoke up and was removed
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Yeah! We need DECORUM during the address!
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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At least she said that without the Cross around her neck!
February 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Who could have guessed that “Fly-By-Night Sports” was inaccurate?!?!
February 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I’m sure Apple will swiftly disable this, as Google seemingly did
A pending report on Apple Maps that the name “Gulf of America” is wrong.
February 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Maybe they're just taking his advice idk seems fine to me
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Saquon Barkley
January 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM