Dougie Gillespie
@shmugglas.bsky.social
An absolutely outstanding album.
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
An absolutely outstanding album.
September 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
No X, Y, Z? Lazy fuckers.
September 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
No X, Y, Z? Lazy fuckers.
God shagged her. Or her hubby. Maybe both.
July 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
God shagged her. Or her hubby. Maybe both.
Which you had already paid yourself!
June 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Which you had already paid yourself!
And you thought random 'handling fees' were a modern invention. 30p to seal an envelope ffs 🙄
June 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
And you thought random 'handling fees' were a modern invention. 30p to seal an envelope ffs 🙄
Rangers fans, innit?
May 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Rangers fans, innit?
I once lost an entire trouser leg at a Stranglers gig at Barrowland. 😁
May 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I once lost an entire trouser leg at a Stranglers gig at Barrowland. 😁
I never actually played Horace Goes Skiing, I only played Horace Gets Mown Down On That Fucking Road (Again).
May 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I never actually played Horace Goes Skiing, I only played Horace Gets Mown Down On That Fucking Road (Again).
Straight back out onto the doorstep for them to recollect.
March 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Straight back out onto the doorstep for them to recollect.
Cannae believe that's still going.
March 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Cannae believe that's still going.
Parmesan : smells like sick, tastes like crap.
March 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Parmesan : smells like sick, tastes like crap.
Don't think that footwear meets safety standards.
March 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Don't think that footwear meets safety standards.
Not sure that'll take off.
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Not sure that'll take off.
Can't stand the wee runt, get him locked up with the nonces.
February 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Can't stand the wee runt, get him locked up with the nonces.
So they've been told not to let 'foreigners' in? Sorry to ask the obvious, but I'm a foreign Scot, and have had a couple of whiskies seeing as I've a bonus day off tomorrow.
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So they've been told not to let 'foreigners' in? Sorry to ask the obvious, but I'm a foreign Scot, and have had a couple of whiskies seeing as I've a bonus day off tomorrow.