Shmort
shmort.bsky.social
Shmort
@shmort.bsky.social
20-something. Politics, football - let’s see what this is all about.
The amount I’ve heard about choking.

“Am I odd for thinking that he started choking me without us discussing it first?”. No. That is completely vile and I don’t know why something so extreme (violent?) is being normalised
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Switched it on about 10 minutes ago - tell me it hasn’t all been like this! I thought score 1 and then pointlessly shift it about was Emeryball 😐
September 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’ve just booked - says pay on the day so no indication whether I’ll get the offer or not. Either way £15 to not get the flu this year is a deal in itself…
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Loved that Giroud finish.
September 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I used to follow this account… Why so often does something seemingly innocuous turn out to be a lunatic with an agenda.
September 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com

How much is the manager (and team) missing Havertz?

#arsecastextra
September 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m so appalled by the lack of value people put on life. Yes, he is a loathsome individual, but surely one can condemn violence in all forms - certainly murder in broad daylight…
September 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@gunnerblog.bsky.social @arseblog.com
Will there ever be another Arseblog/Arsenal Vision collaboration again following Elliot’s choice to begin a podcast by singing Phil Collins?

#arsecastextra
August 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think we’ve begun to more appreciate how our buying impacts our selling. That being said, I’m a bit confused how we haven’t been able to shift someone like Sambi the last couple of windows. Still young, presumably not on massive wages, but still here despite not being in the plans for a while now
August 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s just irritating that despite how obviously wrong this is, you’ll still have people trying to gaslight you into saying it’s a penalty - “he touched him” “he’s naive” “letter of the law” etc
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Absolutely this! If the game makes a shit load of money I’d rather it goes to the players than the execs. Probably one of few industries where the workers are being paid more than the CEO.
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m just so disappointed with Noni being the only non-striker (which was essential anyway) attacking signing. Especially considering we kind of rationalised the signing of Gyokeres over Sesko/Isak as the club saving money to spend elsewhere in the attack.
August 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really don’t like it. If he wanted more money he could move on. If nobody else would pay what he’s asking - what should that tell him? Makes absolutely zero sense to me. As you’ve said many times - a contract shouldn’t be to reward past performance
August 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Do not get this one bit. What is the point? If he’s unhappy with his current deal he’s welcome to look elsewhere - if nobody else will pay more than what should that tell him?
August 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I enjoyed it too! I’m probably on the whiskers end of the spectrum with you (STOP Eze going to Spurs also!), but I also agree with Clive/Paul in that - we won, let’s get this initial slog over with. I’d rather beat them than outplay them. Cheers lads!
August 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Lol at ‘multi-million pound bids’ as well. Means basically nothing at this level.
August 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM