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Mark Major
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Wear hats and make games.
I never read the original source material so I liked the movie up until like the last third of it where it was fairly obvious they were wantonly shoving subplots into the chipper.
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Personally I'm in the "people actually go see those movies?" group, but I also would not be surprised at all if this turned out to be a symptom of how in-your-face-all-the-time companies like Disney have warped our sense of "cultural impact".
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Also also, why would any of us want to live in a world that can't create "arrow to the knee" memes? 🙃
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Tangentially related, I recently played through Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and I keep wanting to rave about the quality of the writing, but then I realize the stuff I want to talk about would be massive spoilers.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
All I wanted in the movie from the book was cool exosuits, and we didn't get cool exosuits. 🙁
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My mother's terms are "you must drop whatever you're doing and have an hour+ long conversation whenever I call or you clearly don't love me anymore even though we're FAMILY". And, like, I do love her. She's my mom. But no I can't deal with that.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Having flashbacks to Cave Story and needing to maintain a document to list what four digit flag number is associated with what event.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think about Doug Forcett (of The Good Place) a lot every time stuff like this comes up.
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'll be 48 in a month and a half. This tracks.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The one about turtles being nature's suction cups still sticks with me.
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I've seen so many job postings for positions at mobile game studios and they pretty much all read like "you don't have any personal ethics, right?"
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Muppet Movie, Great Muppet Caper, and Father Goose are the only ones I can say with 100% confidence were in the VHS cabinet. My memory is failing me. 😖
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I always think of that one time I was playing a game and just needed to roll anything but a 1 on a d6. I rolled seven 1s in a row, which, if I'm mathing right, is 1/279936 odds. Statistically improbable never means impossible.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM