Burped on my girls pussy whist eating her out
February 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Burped on my girls pussy whist eating her out
I just need to flex that I could 100% land a commercial airliner if both pilots passed out for some reason
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just need to flex that I could 100% land a commercial airliner if both pilots passed out for some reason
Perhaps I overreacted
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Perhaps I overreacted
Tf am i supposed to do now, go outside???
January 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Tf am i supposed to do now, go outside???
they can’t take tik tok from me
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
they can’t take tik tok from me
Im willing to invite violence over tik tok shutting down in the US
January 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Im willing to invite violence over tik tok shutting down in the US
Why is the Squid Game 2 Russian Roulette scene an actual cinematic masterpiece
January 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Why is the Squid Game 2 Russian Roulette scene an actual cinematic masterpiece
Can someone explain football to me? My team made it to the playoffs for the first time in like 10 years or something
January 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can someone explain football to me? My team made it to the playoffs for the first time in like 10 years or something
I would rather exclusively text someone over Snapchat than see their ugly green aindroid text bubble
January 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I would rather exclusively text someone over Snapchat than see their ugly green aindroid text bubble
Can’t wait to get home and fat shame my cat
January 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can’t wait to get home and fat shame my cat
I was the first person in the world to know about jimmy carters death and I have absolutely no evidence but im so fr
January 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was the first person in the world to know about jimmy carters death and I have absolutely no evidence but im so fr
Just relaxed to go pee but I relaxed too much so I had to abort mission and sit down to poop
December 27, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Just relaxed to go pee but I relaxed too much so I had to abort mission and sit down to poop
You people make me regret learning to read
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 AM
You people make me regret learning to read
Tums are lowkey so yummy I just be eating them sometimes
December 22, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Tums are lowkey so yummy I just be eating them sometimes
Whimper audios on sale $1.75
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Whimper audios on sale $1.75
Just found the complete 16-disk collection of “The Cosby Show” at my local thrift store. Might have to cop.
December 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just found the complete 16-disk collection of “The Cosby Show” at my local thrift store. Might have to cop.
The best tweets are the ones born from rippin the penjamin
December 14, 2024 at 6:09 AM
The best tweets are the ones born from rippin the penjamin
Reading cursive lowkey gives me motion sickness like damn that line swirls around so much
December 14, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Reading cursive lowkey gives me motion sickness like damn that line swirls around so much
Just scheduled a meeting with my therapist (11 banana shooters) at my local mental health institution (the corner store)
December 13, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just scheduled a meeting with my therapist (11 banana shooters) at my local mental health institution (the corner store)
You never know, maybe one day they’ll show my tweets in a courtroom
December 12, 2024 at 5:59 AM
You never know, maybe one day they’ll show my tweets in a courtroom
I can never let my employer find this account
December 10, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I can never let my employer find this account
The voices in my head are whispering threats against CEOs
December 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
The voices in my head are whispering threats against CEOs
Starting a bluesky creator content house. It’s an RV in a Walmart parking lot in Helena Montana. Plenty of room if we sleep in sleeping bags on the floor. DM me if you’re in.
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Starting a bluesky creator content house. It’s an RV in a Walmart parking lot in Helena Montana. Plenty of room if we sleep in sleeping bags on the floor. DM me if you’re in.