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sparkling yuzu castration machine
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over it
(obviously that joke predates kissinger's death)
February 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"are there even jokes in this thing???" [reference to TWITTER joke that circulates every time someone famous dies where death is standing in front of a vending machine asking, "is kissinger even in this thing???"]
February 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
like how the hell do i get JOKES out of this thing
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ugh like be a weak ass bitch on your own time, but when it gets into my fucking life then yes i'm gonna be mad bitch !!!!
February 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
MISOGYNY IS A DISEASE AND IT INFECTS MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE AND MY FORMER MOTHER IN LAW SHOULD GO TO A FUCKING THERAPIST
February 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
instagram is like linkedin now (too many Real People You Know) it’s depressing
July 7, 2023 at 3:12 AM