Tim Swankey
shmaboo.bsky.social
Tim Swankey
@shmaboo.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
You're kind. I'd assume that anything valuable and portable was stolen first, before the demolition.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"I thought soaking was legal in the postseason. "
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dagnabbit. It was great while it lasted.
October 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
No Riseform?
October 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm confused by your Facebook post. Is Michael McDonald or the Doobie Brothers the social media AotD? None of the above?
October 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Shouldn't be allowed to label it as a pint.
September 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I was a janitor for the school system for the summer. Made a dime less than minimum wage, 2.10 an hour.
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Finally, he had a HoF moment with his bat. That walk-off home run off Tom Niedenfuer in the 1985 NLCS, the first left-handed home run off his career lives in our memories. A lot of that is due to Jack Buck's "Go crazy, folks. Go crazy!" call, but that's how legends get made. /3
July 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think Ozzie belongs in the Hall of Fame because of that last word - fame. People were drawn to him. His backflips brought people into the ballpark and defensive prowess made them happy they came. /2
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's an interesting take that the MLB all-time career leader in defensive WAR maaaaaybe isn't worthy. If that's all he had going for him, I could agree. After all, Mark Belanger, #2 in career defensive WAR is nowhere near Cooperstown. /1
July 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
To be fair, James Monroe died on the Fourth, five years after Adams and Jefferson and nobody remembers that. Wishing him similar oblivion.
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Hats.
June 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Suggest autocopulation?
June 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Enjoy the eagle. I know you'll treat it better than we ever did. But... Could you take back these geese? Some of them are real jerks!
June 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's certainly got orange well represented.
June 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
MWherever somebody’s strugglin’ to be free,
Look in their eyes ma you’ll see me.”

Well the highway is alive tonight
Where it’s headed everybody knows
I’m sittin’ down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Tom Joad.“ /2
June 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM