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Ashlyn Youngblood
@shlynyoungblood.bsky.social
• playlist curator🎧• cursed content collector ☠️• vampire blogger🧛‍♀️• charismatic leader🙇‍♀️• indie art/music appreciator💕(she/her)
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Happy Groundhog’s Day!

Please check out the new annual G-hog day video from Bash’s wife and our lifelong friend, @shlynyoungblood.bsky.social

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(Virtually) Reliving Groundhog Day (again) | Groundhog Day Like Father Like Son
YouTube video by Ashlyn Youngblood
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February 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Anybody in the Chicago area work at a hospital or nursing home that will let a band film in an unoccupied room for a couple hours?
Asking for a friend!!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Smart designs… Real personal signature. Disturbing fella, this Trevor!
Hello! I'm Trevor, a horror illustrator / creature concept artist working in Toronto.🪳📻

📮 trevorhenderson86(at)gmail dot com
trevorhenderson.com
👁️ instagram.com/trevorhenderson
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🖼️ inprnt.com/gallery/slimyswampghost/
December 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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the gang fights and cooks monsters
#dungeonmeshi
May 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
iirc In Uzumaki they never showed her little brother eventually spiraling into the pit with everyone else. His snail ass still out there 🐌
February 11, 2024 at 5:07 PM
*hits the vape but like a cigar*
February 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
How does the gyno practice I looked up have a 2.5 star rating. Like how do you piss off so many patients. Just because you studied vaginas doesn’t mean you can be a cunt
November 14, 2023 at 3:56 PM
The sun’s rays… the light of God keeps demons at bay, even in my mind. (Went outside on lunch break and feel less depressed)
November 9, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I hate that I don’t know if I should talk to the psychiatrist, the general practitioner, the gynecologist, or the pharmacist to figure out what pill will stabilize my mood and mental clarity throughout the month without throwing off the pill cocktail I already have going
November 9, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I fear I’ve become some unholy combination of a night person and a morning person. And the space in between is a spiral of distress
October 25, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Period tracker that links it to the moon phase so I can say ominous things like “ah. Waxing crescent. And with it the insatiable boredom and insufferable melancholy.” Instead of some lame shit like “ah man I’m always kinda sad and out of it this time of the month”
October 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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URGENT commissions/donations call, Please Repost, I need to raise about $500 to pay my overdue September rent this week, I'd appreciate any help 😫🙏 (write at topiartem@gmail.com, buymeacoffee link below)
buymeacoffee.com/topiartem
October 17, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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Housing people is cheaper than treating the effects of people being unhoused

Free school lunches are cheaper than the consequences of children being hungry

Free medical care is cheaper than the costs of people being sick

Universal Basic Income increases productivity and makes people happy
So weird how as soon as the pandemic started it became very immediately clear that things like socialized medicine and giving people money so children don’t starve actually work really well but now that it’s been a couple years we have to all pretend we didn’t notice that
October 17, 2023 at 4:32 PM
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Welp

There goes the independent music scene
October 16, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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Sorry for being a promotional shill for my shop, but I just updated with some new prints and stickers.

Cosmicdevil.com
October 16, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Just checked Marketplace. The Rae Dunn resale market is crashing. Something terrifying is going on
October 17, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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Cool. Just got fired.

I’ll be taking coms soon to try and survive while I look for a new job.

Email oakydeer@gmail.com
October 16, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Wearing a shrek shirt to my meeting in the office because teamwork makes the Dream Works
October 12, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Restaurant host told my date and I that we are swagged out and we were so unbelieving that we thought he was speaking another language
October 12, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Dear diary, I have again awoken to find myself in the clutches of anxiety. What horrible visions visited me in my sleep? It is a haze. Perhaps the fog outside my window was more than it seemed…
October 11, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Dude the best jalapeños are the ones in the can with the carrots I’m not fucking around
October 10, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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October 10, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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'A bank robber aiming at a security camera, Cleveland, 1975'
September 22, 2023 at 2:32 PM
They take away your liquor license to serve mimosas if you don’t have enough hens and roosters in your brunch place
October 7, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Ashlyn’s diary:
I fear I am being called back to that siren Soda. I’ve avoided her so long. And yet

Ashlyn’s diary later that day:
The insatiable exhaustion has overcome me again. Dear diary, I believe it is true! I cannot live on naps and snacks alone. May God grant me strength to obtain real food
October 6, 2023 at 10:43 PM