Count fruitula🐰🧛🏾
@shlurpshop.bsky.social
hi you can call me slurpette, and miasma I’m in my 20’s oh! im gender-fluid and a ocean lover also a furry (ew) and black!!🔞 100% machine washable (MAY freaky on this account :3)
(Minors GO AWAY🖕🏾)
(Minors GO AWAY🖕🏾)
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2026 resolution is to drink beer and have a fatass
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 AM
2026 resolution is to drink beer and have a fatass
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Dammit..I think I love being caged….
December 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Dammit..I think I love being caged….
Finals are finally over and I’m free PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCK THIS RABBIT SILLYI EVEN HAVE THE CAGE ONNN
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Finals are finally over and I’m free PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCK THIS RABBIT SILLYI EVEN HAVE THE CAGE ONNN
#swampfart
I think..it was the mushrooms..or meat…maybe uh..hot sauce?
I think..it was the mushrooms..or meat…maybe uh..hot sauce?
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
#swampfart
I think..it was the mushrooms..or meat…maybe uh..hot sauce?
I think..it was the mushrooms..or meat…maybe uh..hot sauce?
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Been posting some of my old Aniki sketches on here lately, but I forgot to post one of my favorite ones!
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been posting some of my old Aniki sketches on here lately, but I forgot to post one of my favorite ones!
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freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
freaks (affectionate, enthusiastic, beaming, radiating)
I love uhh uhh butts :3
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I love uhh uhh butts :3
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November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ll tell ye of the tale of me dazzling belt! Me crew sailed to an island *blah blah blah* tomb *blah blah blah* rum *blah blah blah* gay *blah blah blah* my quarters! *blah blah blah* tavern…ye get all that landlubber?
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I’ll tell ye of the tale of me dazzling belt! Me crew sailed to an island *blah blah blah* tomb *blah blah blah* rum *blah blah blah* gay *blah blah blah* my quarters! *blah blah blah* tavern…ye get all that landlubber?
Upon the ship, I yer captain dazzledem has only but three rules ye must follow
1. Keep yer sword close
2.keep yer flask closer
Aaaand 3. Always show off ye booty!!!
(Happy halloweennn~!)
1. Keep yer sword close
2.keep yer flask closer
Aaaand 3. Always show off ye booty!!!
(Happy halloweennn~!)
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Upon the ship, I yer captain dazzledem has only but three rules ye must follow
1. Keep yer sword close
2.keep yer flask closer
Aaaand 3. Always show off ye booty!!!
(Happy halloweennn~!)
1. Keep yer sword close
2.keep yer flask closer
Aaaand 3. Always show off ye booty!!!
(Happy halloweennn~!)
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Here’s a pickup line you can use.
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here’s a pickup line you can use.
Kiss…my..ASS…DICKHEAD!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kiss…my..ASS…DICKHEAD!!!!!
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dinosaur characters that rip ass 💭
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
dinosaur characters that rip ass 💭
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It’s been a LONG WEEK and I am TIRED
Let me SNOOZE on your SHOULDER or ELSE
Let me SNOOZE on your SHOULDER or ELSE
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s been a LONG WEEK and I am TIRED
Let me SNOOZE on your SHOULDER or ELSE
Let me SNOOZE on your SHOULDER or ELSE
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I have a mighty need to mulch someone in my gut and belch their collar out across the room
August 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have a mighty need to mulch someone in my gut and belch their collar out across the room
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I desperately need a chubby guy to wedge my face deep against their butthole and use my nose like a sweatrag for their stinky ass 🥴💦
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I desperately need a chubby guy to wedge my face deep against their butthole and use my nose like a sweatrag for their stinky ass 🥴💦
Gwhegehehege my butt and my fat
August 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gwhegehehege my butt and my fat
Bwhehehe totally not drunk
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Bwhehehe totally not drunk
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*presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, refills your stomach*
August 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, presses on your belly to make you burp, refills your stomach*
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need to jerk off to cringier porn
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
need to jerk off to cringier porn
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look into my eyes slut
that's right i GOT YOU
YOU'RE MINE
YOU LIKE CLOWNS
CLOWNS ARE HOT
CLOWN ANTHROS GIVE YOU BONERS HAhahaHehe DUMMY
that's right i GOT YOU
YOU'RE MINE
YOU LIKE CLOWNS
CLOWNS ARE HOT
CLOWN ANTHROS GIVE YOU BONERS HAhahaHehe DUMMY
August 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
look into my eyes slut
that's right i GOT YOU
YOU'RE MINE
YOU LIKE CLOWNS
CLOWNS ARE HOT
CLOWN ANTHROS GIVE YOU BONERS HAhahaHehe DUMMY
that's right i GOT YOU
YOU'RE MINE
YOU LIKE CLOWNS
CLOWNS ARE HOT
CLOWN ANTHROS GIVE YOU BONERS HAhahaHehe DUMMY
Home alone rn…here’s a butt…dunno what to do tho..might start digging in it..
July 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Home alone rn…here’s a butt…dunno what to do tho..might start digging in it..