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Indigenous, huh...
Scene from Princess Bride: "I do not think it means what you think it means."
August 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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me when my home includes a sign that vaguely says ENTER and a picture of my beautifully gnarled family members
A zoom-in of the photo, showing it is AI A zoom-in of the photo, showing it is AI
August 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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this article LITERALLY could have just been a social media post of this meme
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Pretty fucking odd for the headline to leave out what and who caused the e-bike to crash
An example of a Land Rover Discovery, the kind of vehicle reported to have driven into the e-bike
July 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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At the store buying KEMVAR and REMVAR in my shirt whose text floats off the fabric
Zoom-in of the previous photo showing jumbled words due to the image being AI-generated
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I know these aren't actually teeth but... Hank I really think that's for our own good.
Imagine showing a bird with serrated edges on its beak and tongue Imagine showing a bird with serrated edges on its beak and tongue Imagine showing a bird with serrated edges on its beak and tongue Imagine showing a bird with serrated edges on its beak and tongue
July 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Of all the gawdy apparel at Trump's little parade... this might be the most appalling. I understand that there are Vietnamese people who are pro-USA but to put "Yay USA military teehee!" on a Nón lá is... something else...
Three people stand close together wearing conical hats that have the US Army logo and "250TH BIRTHDAY" printed on them.
June 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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In s1 e10 of Succession Shiv jokes that the rocket Roman is about to launch looks like a penis.

Guess which of these rockets was in the show.
A normal-looking space shuttle on a launch pad. The recent Blue Origin Shuttle that carried Katy Perry. It's phallic.
June 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The murder of Jonathan Joss is a prime example of why Pride Month is still very much essential
https://www.facebook.com/100000994615305/posts/pfbid0oShDzxrsUKw4Yp6L4uDUfJyS7mSoUiFxTnQAoWznhg5zEu6BwEGVbwiX3rtn6R2Pl/?app=fbl
June 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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look at her weird lil leg placement
A brown and black dog with a pointy face. One of her arms is bent at a right angle that looks like it should hurt, but she's fine.
May 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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my sister and I are doing Easter without the rest of the family for the first time and she suggested we make each other Easter baskets... yeah... baskets...
A large tide pods container with cuts of color scrapbook paper glued to it. The paper is arranged to make a vertical rainbow. On top, EASTER is written in letters of varying sizes. The "egg" also features three paper tags, saying: "This is so YOU", "the greatest thing", and "The most amazing thing" in a cursive font.
April 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Hunted down the referenced codes in case anyone wanted to read them
8 U.S.C. 1182(d)(5)(A) https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?req=granuleid:USC-1999-title8-section1182&num=0&edition=1999 (5)(A) The Attorney General may, except as provided in subparagraph (B) or in section 1184(f) of this title, in his discretion parole into the United States temporarily under such conditions as he may prescribe only on a case-by-case basis for urgent humanitarian reasons or significant public benefit any alien applying for admission to the United States, but such parole of such alien shall not be regarded as an admission of the alien and when the purposes of such parole shall, in the opinion of the Attorney General, have been served the alien shall forthwith return or be returned to the custody from which he was paroled and thereafter his case shall continue to be dealt with in the same manner as that of any other applicant for admission to the United States. 8 C.F.R. 212.5(e) https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-8/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-212/section-212.5 The text of this code is too long for the alt text character limit. Please visit the link for the full text. The most relevant portion here does seem to be this: 212.5(e)(2)(i) On notice. In cases not covered by paragraph (e)(1) of this section, upon accomplishment of the purpose for which parole was authorized or when in the opinion of one of the officials listed in paragraph (a) of this section, neither humanitarian reasons nor public benefit warrants the continued presence of the alien in the United States, parole shall be terminated upon written notice to the alien and he or she shall be restored to the status that he or she had at the time of parole. When a charging document is served on the alien, the charging document will constitute written notice of termination of parole, unless otherwise specified. Any further inspection or hearing shall be conducted under section 235 or 240 of the Act and this chapter, or any order of exclusion, deportation, or removal previously entered shall be executed. If the exclusion, deportation, or removal order cannot be executed within a reasonable time, the alien shall again be released on parole unless in the opinion of the official listed in paragraph (a) of this section the public interest requires that the alien be continued in custody.
April 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Saw this on tumblr and wanted to share it here

Credit: liberalsarecool
Photo of a sign which reads: "What divides us now is not our political views, but our ethical beliefs"
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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CRAZY YT rec 😭
Photo of youtube thumbnail. Video title: marmot lying still experience like washing a carpet. Thumbnail: A marmot lying flat like a carpet, covered in soap, being scrub with a rotating brush like one would use to clean a rug. Details: Exotic Black TV 703K views 2 weeks ago
March 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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oh good fucking lord 🙄🙄🙄
From Wikipedia: Lycurgus (/laɪˈkɜːrɡəs/; Ancient Greek: Λυκοῦργος Lykourgos) was the legendary lawgiver of Sparta, credited with the formation of its eunomia ('good order'),[1] involving political, economic, and social reforms to produce a military-oriented Spartan society in accordance with the Delphic oracle. The Spartans in the historical period honoured him as god.[2]
February 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Just got an ad for the worst thing I can imagine: an AI assistant for your therapist.

This thing's use better be disclosed because, NO, I do not want to give my baggage to a fucking glorified algorithm.
An ad for a service called Blueprint: an AI assistant for therapsits.
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Hmm... not seeing anything about them being the president's lawyers...

www.justice.gov/usao/mission
About the U.S. Attorneys' Offices Charged with ensuring “that the laws be faithfully executed,” the 93 United States Attorneys work to enforce federal laws throughout the country. The President appoints a United States Attorney to each of the 94 federal districts (Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands are separate districts but share a United States Attorney). The United States Attorney is the chief federal law enforcement officer in their district and is also involved in civil litigation where the United States is a party. Mission The United States Attorneys serve as the nation's principal litigators under the direction of the Attorney General. There are 93 United States Attorneys stationed throughout the United States, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Guam, and the Northern Mariana Islands. United States Attorneys are appointed by, and serve at the discretion of, the President of the United States, with the advice and consent of the United States Senate. One United States Attorney is assigned to each of the 94 judicial districts, with the exception of Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands where a single United States Attorney serves in both districts. Each United States Attorney is the chief federal law enforcement officer of the United States within his or her particular jurisdiction. Mission continued United States Attorneys conduct most of the trial work in which the United States is a party. The United States Attorneys have three statutory responsibilities under Title 28, Section 547 of the United States Code: -the prosecution of criminal cases brought by the Federal Government; -the prosecution and defense of civil cases in which the United States is a party; and -the collection of debts owed the Federal Government which are administratively uncollectible. Although the distribution of caseload varies between districts, each U.S. Attorney’s Office deals with every category of cases and handles a mixture of simple and complex litigation. Each United States Attorney exercises wide discretion in the use of his/her resources to further the priorities of the local jurisdictions and needs of their communities. Updated September 22, 2016
February 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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You really CAN blame him for everything
Ronald Reagan was president 1981-1989
February 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Idk why Wish couldn't be bothered to include the actual statement from Bailey, but here it is (via Twitter)

IMPD can suck it, but I will give them credit where credit is due.
STATEMENT ON U.S. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT "Local law enforcement, including the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department (IMPD), does not have the authority to enforce federal immigration laws. IMPD has not been asked to take part in immigration sweeps, nor do we have any intention of doing so - this is not our role. IMPD officers do not inquire about an individual's immigration status during routine investigations. We are firmly committed to fostering positive police-community partnerships and ensuring the safety and well-being of everyone who lives, works, and visits our city. Our top priority remains reducing crime and violence. We continue to focus our resources on addressing the small number of people, places, and behaviors that drive violent crime in Indianapolis. It is important to emphasize: if you are in Indianpolis and you are a victim of a crime or need assistance, we are here to help - regardless of your immigration status. We strongly encourage you to call 911 for police, fire, or emergency medical services when needed. The officers and professional staff of the IMPD are dedicated to serving you, and you can expect to be treated with dignity and respect at all times." - CHIEF CHRIS BAILEY
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Folks, is it DEI to have pronouns?
Employees at the Department of Energy who received a similar notice Thursday were told this was to meet requirements in Trump's executive order calling for the removal of DEI "language in Federal discourse, communications and publications."
February 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Also: Of the 356 reviews on TripAdvisor, 335 give 5 stars. There are only 2 one-star reviews. One of the guides replied to the one from 2019 and I really appreciate it lol. You tell him, Heiko.
Keith "just brainwashing propaganda" Aug 2019 if you have no respect for you money or time and like indoctrination then give this communist crap a try, or you can have self respect or have read a history book that wasn't praising the bloodiest ideology in history then maybe give it a miss. Written September 16, 2019 [Reply to review from Keith] heiko k It is not clear that you have attended the tour. A review on TripAdvisor is exactly that, an opinion from someone who has been on the event or to the place they review. If however, you did attend but did not like it or found there was too much about Karl Marx on it, I am sorry you feel that way. But I would politely suggest that it is difficult not to discuss Karl Marx on a Karl Marx walking tour. In fact, no one has ever accused us of "indoctrination" or of "praising the bloodiest ideology in history" before, this is particularly odd as the Stalinist era is discussed on the tour and everyone is welcome to make their own comments. Furthermore, as someone who was involved in the underground opposition in East Germany 30 years ago, (with a Stasi file to prove it) I find the accusation rather bizarre. However, if you did come on the tour we can and will, of course, refund your money. You just need to email us with your booking details. Miguel "Anti-capitalist propaganda with little substance." Sep 2020 It's focused on the life of Karl Marx as opposed to his ideas and how they were implemented. It was also very factual, too much text book and not enough story to be engaging. It's also very much a capitalism is evil propaganda machine, so know what you're getting into. Written September 27, 2020
January 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I've always loved this one on my college campus
Bench plaque that reads: "But is it love?" I asked. Replied the bench, "Sit here with her and you shall know." From two who sat and knew - Mark and Sara Wuellner '02
January 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Skyrim is my favorite game it is perfect and needs no improvements and runs perfectly all by itself
January 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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For the record to the people in the replies: there doesn't seem to be an agreed upon "correct" order
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me. Martin Niemöller (1892 - 1984) Cred: Radical Tea Towel They came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for the me, and by that time no one was left to speak up. Martin Niemoeller Lutheran Pastor This statement, attributed to Pastor Niemoeller, has become a legendary expression of the lesson of the Holocaust. Ironically, Niemoeller had delivered anti-Semite sermons early in the Nazi regime. He later opposed Hitler and was sent to a concentration camp. Cred: New England Holocaust Memorial First they came for the Jews, but I did nothing because I'm not a Jew. Then they came for the socialists, but I did nothing because I'm not a socialist. Then they came for the Catholics, but I did nothing because I'm not a Catholic. Finally, they came for me, but by then there was no one left to help me. Martin Niemoller Cred: AZ Quotes First they arrested the Communists - but I was not a Communist, so I did nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats - but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then they arrested the trade unionists - and I did nothing because I was not one. And then they came for the Jews and then the Catholics, but I was neither a Jew nor a Catholic and I did nothing. At last they came and arrested me - and there was no one left to do anything about it. ~Martin Niemoller Cred: AZ Quotes
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Might I offer a picture of a doggy in these trying times? A picture of a kitty, mayhaps?
#dogs #cats
A picture of a brown dog laying on the floor. She has a face like that of a cone. A picture of a black/brown cat laying on the floor. She is twisted like a bread twist.
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM