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I'm just holding onto this if/when Twitter dies.
I dropped some chocolate ice cream into my chest hair and it looked pretty gnarly.
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I dropped some chocolate ice cream into my chest hair and it looked pretty gnarly.
There's an Uber ad out now with a guy that looks almost exactly like my dad and it's creeping me out.
April 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There's an Uber ad out now with a guy that looks almost exactly like my dad and it's creeping me out.
With age comes wisdom, and realizing that while I didn't get laid on prom night, I did eat a shit ton of breakfast burritos at the after-prom party, and that's way better.
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
With age comes wisdom, and realizing that while I didn't get laid on prom night, I did eat a shit ton of breakfast burritos at the after-prom party, and that's way better.
First nice weekend of the year and I've spent 90% of it struggling to stay awake on the couch. I think I should get up and do something but then I realize I have nowhere to go around here. Yesterday I went to Walmart and Burger King for like a half hour and wanted to cry.
April 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
First nice weekend of the year and I've spent 90% of it struggling to stay awake on the couch. I think I should get up and do something but then I realize I have nowhere to go around here. Yesterday I went to Walmart and Burger King for like a half hour and wanted to cry.
I'm not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
April 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
It's true. Otherwise I'd be here a lot more often.
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
wrd.cm
April 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's true. Otherwise I'd be here a lot more often.
When Bam beats up Phil on the toilet.
Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
April 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When Bam beats up Phil on the toilet.
Should I watch The Doors if I don't give a shit about The Doors?
April 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Should I watch The Doors if I don't give a shit about The Doors?
I'm trying not to worry about the tariff bullshit and focus on the incoming storm and possible tornado bullshit instead.
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm trying not to worry about the tariff bullshit and focus on the incoming storm and possible tornado bullshit instead.
Probably should watch Heat real soon then, huh.
Maybe now more people will start respecting Batman Forever.
Maybe now more people will start respecting Batman Forever.
April 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Probably should watch Heat real soon then, huh.
Maybe now more people will start respecting Batman Forever.
Maybe now more people will start respecting Batman Forever.
Just had a lightning bolt hit very close to my place seconds after my morning alarm went off. Good times.
April 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just had a lightning bolt hit very close to my place seconds after my morning alarm went off. Good times.
"Obliterate that Twink."
April 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Obliterate that Twink."
Found a random trail a good five feet long or so going from the front door of my outside enclosure. It was a worm, I was just out there probably a few hours ago so he must've been going fast. Put him back out in the rain.
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Found a random trail a good five feet long or so going from the front door of my outside enclosure. It was a worm, I was just out there probably a few hours ago so he must've been going fast. Put him back out in the rain.
Slip-in shoes goated, fuck this bending over bullshit.
March 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Slip-in shoes goated, fuck this bending over bullshit.
This is like in Walk Hard where Dewey on crack accidentally invents punk.
March 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is like in Walk Hard where Dewey on crack accidentally invents punk.
Point me towards where all the buff ladies are on Bluesky.
March 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Point me towards where all the buff ladies are on Bluesky.
Imagine you're being summoned. What gif represents this?
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Imagine you're being summoned. What gif represents this?
This farting stuff is crazy.
March 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This farting stuff is crazy.
Goddamn I wanna sleep but I don't want it to be tomorrow.
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Goddamn I wanna sleep but I don't want it to be tomorrow.
Do not mix macaroni salad and lemonade.
March 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Do not mix macaroni salad and lemonade.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
March 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
What great albums came out when you were 21?
March 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What great albums came out when you were 21?