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@shizamaneater.bsky.social
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simplyaworm333.bsky.social
i am not crazy i am so cool and chill it is unbelievable
November 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
shizamaneater.bsky.social
if i was properly medicated id be unstoppable
September 3, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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arobertswrites.com
Pandemic isolation sure made me into an extremely specific kind of human being.
September 1, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
If I was alive during the old west I'd probably be a cool gunslinger and not a stinky guy who has smallpox
December 15, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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katie.bzky.team
hey guys check this out
an mspaint drawing of a person pissing on the grave of someone. that someone is henry kissinger who has finally kicked the bucket. his gravestone reads "HERE LIES HENRY KISSINGER 1923 - 2023" and it's also a clock gravestone. the dirt patch on the ground for the grave is very clearly freshly settled and it's also a circular clock. the rest of the ground is a nice bright green grass and the background is a beautiful pale blue because the sky is beautiful on a day like this. on the right side of the grave is a person who is only visible from legs down. they're wearing blue jeans and dark grey shoes. they're pissing on the grave and it's pooling up on the grave itself. it's more yellow than clear so probably they should drink more water but also they clearly drank a lot of water because that's a huge stream. they're pissing all over his grave. in a better world he would've been dead a long time ago, but we'll take it. best day to plant a tree is 20 years ago second best time is now.
November 30, 2023 at 8:29 PM
shizamaneater.bsky.social
finally..
November 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM