Discreetly, even? Shame on you Myrna!

Please spare a moment and remember us. In a lot of ways we are mothers too.

We do bandaids and mealtimes and we’re awake in the small hours rocking your babies to sleep because you’re our siblings, our friends, and you need a shower and a solid night. We’re there in emergencies. We’re on the daycare lists and we have car seats even though the sight of them makes us cry.

This exact convo happening in my house rn. I’m the only one with any kind of faith, and yeah I think it’s offensive but also WOW DUDE that is so unbelievably lame 😂

Turns out I was hungry

Oh also tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY and parents are coming to take me to nice dinner and then mama and I are walking on the BEACH and ANTIQUING like Nancy Meyers intended