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analog image generator 🖼️
📃linguistic novelty assembler

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nike is such a bugman scrub brand now - just get in the matrix goo pod already.
a picture of a man with a caption that says when the machines offer you a nice single-pod apartment
Alt: a picture of a man with a caption that says when the machines offer you a nice single-pod apartment
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i find it funny that people think power players needed to go to little st. james to be depraved sex offenders - have you seen the types of freaks that occupy the upper east side?
September 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
appears that marina abramovic started making AI art - her long descent into total hackdom continues...
September 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
welp, the rapture came and went and no one rose into the air to meet the j-man - guess there's no real xtians on earth 🤷‍♀️
September 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*in dril voice*
"please stop saying the country's cooked. it's not cooked."
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
those committing to laying out a narrative in advance of the facts are doing you a favor of announcing that they are unrepentant frauds, operating at the expense of your quality of life.
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
surely, you should not question why known foreign assets are pushing for civil war.
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
taking current events in the US at face value, especially as the media would have you see it, is sheer folly🙈
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
for whom the ding dongs 🙏
August 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
how's this "flood the zone" tactic working out for everyone?
a purple and yellow swirl with the numbers 777
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media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
jsyk: if you're #arrested in the usa (as 10 million are every year) and you don't eat meat, they won't give you #vegetarian food without a religious reason for your diet -- so agnostic and atheist veg heads on the wrong side of the law, prepare to feign buddhist adherence in case of emergency🤔
a cartoon of a man saying now you know and knowing is half the battle .
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying now you know and knowing is half the battle .
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
the trajectory of AI seems to be dragging us into a globally fatal incarnation of sunk cost fallacy - CONGRATS, ALL!
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media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
political obscurantism in an era such as this is very boomery and self-important
July 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
no amount of sage can smudge away the evil shit in the air rn 🌫️
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media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the main skill being honed in america is the ability to use delusional sophism to protect a, sometimes religious, ~ethnostate (created for proxy wars) + the subsequent assets.
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a book .
ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a book .
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"around the block twice
across hell's half acre
---
gave my girl a kiss
and the devil
a backbreaker"
July 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
biological essentialists are usually as such only insofar as it reinforces their totally uninspected regressive hand-me-down politics
a baby wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is sitting on a chair .
ALT: a baby wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is sitting on a chair .
media.tenor.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
guys that claim to be "naturally dominant" are the first to piss + shit themselves when they don't get their way
a picture of a wolf with a quote that says i am the alpha wolf always have been always will be .
ALT: a picture of a wolf with a quote that says i am the alpha wolf always have been always will be .
media.tenor.com
July 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i hate the idea of apologizing for "double texting" -- what're talking to prince joffrey? gmafb
July 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
✨you could save the world if you stopped enabling narcissists✨
June 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in defense of fallen empire

#drawing #ballpoint
June 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the fact that people on here take the time out of their day to romanticize the would-be kamala presidency is out of my realm of comprehension.

she used her dnc moment to hype up the war machine and deny any voice for palestinians.

it may have been better than what we got, but it wouldn't be good.
a blue garbage truck is parked on the side of the road next to a black trash can .
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media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if there's a better indicator of a tiny mind than xenophobia, it's not occuring to me.
June 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the hyperbolic concern trolling over the few vandalized businesses vs the shrugs at how enforced curfews + creating a city-wide threat of militarized terror impacts citizens + small biz is all too expected and infuriating

#iceoutofla
June 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
seeing, ostensibly, grown men markedly upset by others deleting an app off their phone for reasons of principle is something to behold. seeing their rationalization of anger or contrarianism is a view into the abyss.

#cryptobros #deletecoinbase
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM