Nic "the" Newby
@shivathedstroyer.bsky.social
I can barely read, how did I end up here.
I'm learning Italian to get with a boy
I'm learning Italian to get with a boy
You are not gonna believe this but Papa Was a Rolling Stone was not by the Rolling Stones
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You are not gonna believe this but Papa Was a Rolling Stone was not by the Rolling Stones
I think it's cute that Aladdin thinks he'd get along with law enforcement if he just didn't have to steal food to stay alive 🥲
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I think it's cute that Aladdin thinks he'd get along with law enforcement if he just didn't have to steal food to stay alive 🥲
In Italy they don't say I love you they say il bambino mangia una bicicletta gialla and I just think that's beautiful (my italian lessons are going well)
January 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
In Italy they don't say I love you they say il bambino mangia una bicicletta gialla and I just think that's beautiful (my italian lessons are going well)
This weather makes me wish Luigi Mangione were here to keep me warm like he was between the hours of 6am and 12pm on Wednesday December 4, 2024
January 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This weather makes me wish Luigi Mangione were here to keep me warm like he was between the hours of 6am and 12pm on Wednesday December 4, 2024
It is easy to test a guy's intelligence level AND culinary knowledge, just ask him if he enjoys cumin 😏😏😏
September 14, 2023 at 3:40 PM
It is easy to test a guy's intelligence level AND culinary knowledge, just ask him if he enjoys cumin 😏😏😏
Reskeet and you will also be blessed with finding 6 rupees unattended on the break room table 🙏🙏🙏
August 30, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Reskeet and you will also be blessed with finding 6 rupees unattended on the break room table 🙏🙏🙏
Sir, this is a Wendy's
August 25, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Back in my day we received nutrition guidance from singing raisins like god intended
August 21, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Back in my day we received nutrition guidance from singing raisins like god intended
Don't tell anyone where you heard it but Elon Musk's full name is mElon Muskmelon
August 20, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Don't tell anyone where you heard it but Elon Musk's full name is mElon Muskmelon
Lol Twitter is getting rid of the block feature
August 20, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Lol Twitter is getting rid of the block feature
In every group of paranormal/ghost hunters there's at least one twink, I don't make the rules
August 19, 2023 at 8:02 PM
In every group of paranormal/ghost hunters there's at least one twink, I don't make the rules
You may not want to hear this if you've turned your back on the church but the rainbow is God's promise to make all men gay by 2027
August 17, 2023 at 11:27 PM
You may not want to hear this if you've turned your back on the church but the rainbow is God's promise to make all men gay by 2027
Pachelbel's Canon in D (Taylor's Version)
X Gon’ Give It To Ya (Taylor’s Version)
August 16, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Pachelbel's Canon in D (Taylor's Version)
If we share a common ancestor with apes then why don't modern apes have gorgeous hairdos like us? Checkmate, atheists
August 16, 2023 at 4:01 PM
If we share a common ancestor with apes then why don't modern apes have gorgeous hairdos like us? Checkmate, atheists
Serious question: do you think Five Guys know how it feels to chew 5 Gum
August 15, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Serious question: do you think Five Guys know how it feels to chew 5 Gum
This is important if you live near vampires or own a cat
August 13, 2023 at 3:34 AM
This is important if you live near vampires or own a cat
How many people are on this app anyway? Sometimes I feel like a hotdog in a hallway
August 7, 2023 at 2:05 AM
How many people are on this app anyway? Sometimes I feel like a hotdog in a hallway
I got pulled over and the officer said 'do you know why I pulled you over' and I said 'ok sure I was going 75 and sure the speed limit is 45, but in the grand scheme of things, aren't we all traveling a little too fast for the path we're on?' and boyyyyy howdy am I in jail
August 7, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I got pulled over and the officer said 'do you know why I pulled you over' and I said 'ok sure I was going 75 and sure the speed limit is 45, but in the grand scheme of things, aren't we all traveling a little too fast for the path we're on?' and boyyyyy howdy am I in jail
My bois when I get myself ready to go out
August 5, 2023 at 10:43 PM
My bois when I get myself ready to go out
Me (flirting):
Can somebody give me a bluesky sign up code
Can somebody give me a bluesky sign up code
August 5, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Me (flirting):
Can somebody give me a bluesky sign up code
Can somebody give me a bluesky sign up code