Shiv is a velociraptor
banner
shiv-who-burns.bsky.social
Shiv is a velociraptor
@shiv-who-burns.bsky.social
Child of chaos, bearer of grudges, sitting on a throne of lies, erstwhile writer
I have been chosen to give a talk to some Koreans on tax because I like kpop

I don’t think the lyrics of min yoongi will be particularly helpful in explaining tax to them
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Popped back in

Three posts before antisemitism and one post about Wrong Law that I can’t be arsed with

Really not liking the energy here

See you in a couple of months
May 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Busily unfollowing lots of American academics as they seem to think supporting Hamas is great

Just bloosk about whatever I followed you for mate.
a couple of dinosaurs standing in a forest
ALT: a couple of dinosaurs standing in a forest
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Shiv is a velociraptor
Have a Velociraptor to put some life here

#art #dinosaurs #paleoart
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Have man flu.

🤧
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
After our team catch up I feel even more depressed about my future here

Nooooobofy loves me
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reviewing my follows and booting almost everyone who wasn’t a Twitter moot

Ew
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Pigeons
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy new year to you on here as well
December 31, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Train journey to work
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I had my interview and I don’t think I liked them and I don’t think they liked me and I’m not sure this is the right headspace to be interviewing because my brain is glitching so much with stress
December 4, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Got an interview on Wednesday for a job at the same money but potentially a lot less stress.

🤞
December 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
On Sunday I get to go home and see my shoe pile
November 28, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I have the sniff of two job opportunities, one full on back on the treadmill and the other decline to retirement and basically I still want a lottery win

Not sure what would be best.

Apart from a lottery win
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Bought new shooz.

Couldn’t decide which so I had both
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I like this sleeve cuff.

I’m feeling fancy.
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 AM
I could make these.
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
My blooski is going to be dead posh

I’m following proper scholars in Assyriology and Egyptology

I just need to find the dinosaurs starter pack
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Bit surprised to find antisemites trying to follow me on here

Have a block
a close up of a young man wearing a pink life jacket making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a young man wearing a pink life jacket making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:51 AM
The air con was out of order at work and frankly we should all have been sent home
August 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Whitstable
August 10, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Pops back here to see what moots are up to
Yoongi Watermelon GIF
ALT: Yoongi Watermelon GIF
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Always surprised by the number of people who want to use me as an emotional support velociraptor
February 27, 2024 at 11:13 AM
The boss sent round a demoralising email after our busy month where people were in the office till 8pm and working weekends - not me - when the thing complained of is the fault of junior partner

Follow up meetings now arranged with staff.

~I~ met the target

Smugface

Iz good gurl
February 9, 2024 at 6:55 AM