Doctor Feelbad
@shittyhumanist.bsky.social
They say if you sleep in a dream, you sleep in real life. Pronouns: reply/guy
Just saw a guy with Naruto headbands on his crocs. Then he turned around and had a patch on his backpack that said “PrimeWaifu” that looked like the amazon prime logo
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just saw a guy with Naruto headbands on his crocs. Then he turned around and had a patch on his backpack that said “PrimeWaifu” that looked like the amazon prime logo
Immortalization of demoralization
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Immortalization of demoralization
Blues Clues Booze Cruise
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Blues Clues Booze Cruise
Reality is a terrible environment for consciousness
June 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reality is a terrible environment for consciousness
I’ll tip my fedora and m’lady whoever I science-well please!
June 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’ll tip my fedora and m’lady whoever I science-well please!
The Cell 2: The Cellar
March 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Cell 2: The Cellar
Most goonacidal country on earth
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Most goonacidal country on earth
Subs always have to obey the rear admiral
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Subs always have to obey the rear admiral
Who was the guy in Les Mis?
Gene Vagine?
Gene Vagine?
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Who was the guy in Les Mis?
Gene Vagine?
Gene Vagine?
JFK at the podium:
“We jerk off, America, NOT because we are horny, but BECAUSE we are bored.”
Crowd goes bonkers
“We jerk off, America, NOT because we are horny, but BECAUSE we are bored.”
Crowd goes bonkers
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
JFK at the podium:
“We jerk off, America, NOT because we are horny, but BECAUSE we are bored.”
Crowd goes bonkers
“We jerk off, America, NOT because we are horny, but BECAUSE we are bored.”
Crowd goes bonkers
Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the toilet:
“I am the universe pooping into itself”
“I am the universe pooping into itself”
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the toilet:
“I am the universe pooping into itself”
“I am the universe pooping into itself”