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Shitty Ally
@shitty-ally.bsky.social
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Maybe somebody.

Doing their best.

Prepared for the worst.

Calling out the bull.
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A festive meme with balloons and party horns, with the text "Cheney down"
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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You can pants if you want to You can clothe your big behind Cus your bums in pants And if you got pants Then it's not laundry time.
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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One orange crayon on a stage in front of an audience of white ones.
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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But what you've failed to realize, is he is one of them.
Picture of the "Rocktopus" 3d print, with the Rock's head attached to articulated tentacles.
October 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Frickin wild I could order an item for less Canuck Bucks than Freedumb Dollars, despite the exchange rate being what it is.

Americans must be absolutely choking on the tariff taxation their president imposed on them.
Showing $3149 Canadian price Showing price as $3275, marked down from $4101 US dollars
October 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Sketch of a frazzled looking dude, labelled October.
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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An yet, despite his protests, t's exactly what Pete did on Tuesday:
Pete Hegseth replying "Cool story, General" to Ben Hodges, who explained that "in 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal path to the Führer"
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Apropos of nothing. *smirks*
"Hey. Is everything okay?" "It's just... The bone farmer died." "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while the slept, right?" Looking at photo: "I mean obviously I didn't agree with him with regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart lil bowtie" "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he believed in" Boneless man in a vat: "GONNA HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU FOLKS HERE" "TOO SOON GEOFF!"
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Appearance of a medieval painting, a man says to some chopped up people: "Hast thou tried a mindfulness webinar?"
August 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Liberals will always side with fascism over capitalism, because fascism doesn't threaten capital.
June 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Sure AliExpress, I totes believe you:
An ad for a scammy 256TB SSD for only $14.19 Canadian.
June 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Beware @waurii.bsky.social who is adding people to some blocklist with unknown intents.
A message I was added to some blocklist by @waurii.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Less on life support and more like mostly dead and needing this guy:
Scene from the princess Bride, where Billy Crystal's character explains: "Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive."
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The winner in question:
@2boutdoors.bsky.social profile page
May 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Don't forget to go see mother today.
Sepheroth visiting Jenova in FFVII remake.
May 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Another pseudo intellectual bites the dust. 🤷
@steveboots.bsky.social has blocked you.
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Wonder who is attacking the elections website?

I had heard one of the poll sites was also under attack today.
Picture of chrome mobile browser trying and failing to load the elections Canada website.
April 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Picture of a Sasquatch in a forest, with the caption "Butt's a little itchy today".
April 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Pierre thinks jail is a better life for unhoused people. Just... Wow.
"We will give people that are currently trapped in these awful circumstances a pathway to a better life," he added.
April 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I'm old enough to remember the convoy. There is often deep alignment between LEOs and groups like this. Not just here. Not just then.
An editorial cartoon from the 2022 convoy, showing law enforcement rolling a red carpet for a man wearing a Klan hat and carrying a flag that says "Fuck Trudeau" scrawled on it.
April 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Text: "Jesus died for our sins." ok, but he didn't STAY dead, right? So what exactly did he sacrifice? Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Let me help:
Caption: Jesus getting his nails done Pictured: a manicurist paints nails in Jesus hands
April 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Dodged a bullet there.
Titled: Bonnie Henry's back to school plan Pictured: Bonnie Henry kicking a child off a pier into a lake with a hungry shark licking his lips.
April 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Why we can't have nice things:
Three people betting on a fight between two crabs. All five of them are labeled "leftists"
April 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A collection of TERFs for your blocklists within:
Screenshot of a post of @alexmassie.bsky.social, celebrating regressive anti-trans ruling in UK.
April 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM