Shit Suedeer Says
@shitsuedeersays.bsky.social
You can take the deer out of Philadelphia. But you can't...
(Things overheard from the deer.)
(Things overheard from the deer.)
Shh! ... you smell that?
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Shh! ... you smell that?
Past me was awesome. Because they bought cookies and didn't eat them all. And now I have a snack.
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Past me was awesome. Because they bought cookies and didn't eat them all. And now I have a snack.
If that dude just stopped speaking about 30 seconds before he stopped speaking ... his whole life would improve.
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If that dude just stopped speaking about 30 seconds before he stopped speaking ... his whole life would improve.
(A story thread)
I'm about to watch This Is Spinal Tap for the first time. I've always meant to watch it and ashamed to say I haven't, mainly because, in college, my little brother's guitar teacher gave him tickets to the Break Like The Wind tour concert and could get him back stage, but he needed an adult.
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
(A story thread)
Belly button thief!
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Belly button thief!
Javier! Peel me another hot dog!
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Javier! Peel me another hot dog!
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A 20 minute Li’l Guy drawing of me by @lizardbethart.bsky.social, who is fantastic to commission, btw!
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A 20 minute Li’l Guy drawing of me by @lizardbethart.bsky.social, who is fantastic to commission, btw!
Like gassy moths to a flame!
August 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Like gassy moths to a flame!
Bennie: Haggis and Pineapple Pizza...
Sue: (slowly reaches for spray bottle.)
Bennie: ACK! NO! NOOOOOOOOooooo
Sue: (slowly reaches for spray bottle.)
Bennie: ACK! NO! NOOOOOOOOooooo
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bennie: Haggis and Pineapple Pizza...
Sue: (slowly reaches for spray bottle.)
Bennie: ACK! NO! NOOOOOOOOooooo
Sue: (slowly reaches for spray bottle.)
Bennie: ACK! NO! NOOOOOOOOooooo
I regret that I have but two middle fingers to give you right now...
August 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I regret that I have but two middle fingers to give you right now...
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear clown shoes.
Some wear clown shoes.
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear clown shoes.
Some wear clown shoes.
Bennie: Wait? Are you littering?
Sue: No. That would require me dropping kittens.
Sue: No. That would require me dropping kittens.
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bennie: Wait? Are you littering?
Sue: No. That would require me dropping kittens.
Sue: No. That would require me dropping kittens.
If you let ideas simmer in your mind like chili, ... sometimes good stuff farts out.
July 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you let ideas simmer in your mind like chili, ... sometimes good stuff farts out.
I know they say "you are what you eat" -- but I don't remember eating back pain and a bad knee.
May 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know they say "you are what you eat" -- but I don't remember eating back pain and a bad knee.
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The new Pope’s age is 69.
N-… *bites fist*
N-… *bites fist*
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The new Pope’s age is 69.
N-… *bites fist*
N-… *bites fist*
We should open an Indian restaurant with a Lion King theme.
Because we could sell HAKUNA MASALA.
Because we could sell HAKUNA MASALA.
May 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We should open an Indian restaurant with a Lion King theme.
Because we could sell HAKUNA MASALA.
Because we could sell HAKUNA MASALA.
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IIIIII LIKE MAWSHMELLOOOOWS!
"You heard it, folks! Sue likes marshmallows!"
"You heard it, folks! Sue likes marshmallows!"
April 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
IIIIII LIKE MAWSHMELLOOOOWS!
"You heard it, folks! Sue likes marshmallows!"
"You heard it, folks! Sue likes marshmallows!"
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Just in case you didn't notice that @moonstalker.net is on here.
I have no explanation for the following pic other than it's @suedeer.bsky.social and things happen when people visit...
I have no explanation for the following pic other than it's @suedeer.bsky.social and things happen when people visit...
April 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just in case you didn't notice that @moonstalker.net is on here.
I have no explanation for the following pic other than it's @suedeer.bsky.social and things happen when people visit...
I have no explanation for the following pic other than it's @suedeer.bsky.social and things happen when people visit...
"Oh wow! There's a cute bunny in the back yard!"
"... no, wait. It's just an enormously fat squirrel."
#OhioWildlife
"... no, wait. It's just an enormously fat squirrel."
#OhioWildlife
April 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Oh wow! There's a cute bunny in the back yard!"
"... no, wait. It's just an enormously fat squirrel."
#OhioWildlife
"... no, wait. It's just an enormously fat squirrel."
#OhioWildlife
Sue: More toasting means more human.
Bennie: ... Was that an Invader Zim reference?
Sue: Yes.
Bennie: You realize that cartoon is over 30 years old now...
Sue: You shut your whore mouth.
Bennie: ... Was that an Invader Zim reference?
Sue: Yes.
Bennie: You realize that cartoon is over 30 years old now...
Sue: You shut your whore mouth.
February 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sue: More toasting means more human.
Bennie: ... Was that an Invader Zim reference?
Sue: Yes.
Bennie: You realize that cartoon is over 30 years old now...
Sue: You shut your whore mouth.
Bennie: ... Was that an Invader Zim reference?
Sue: Yes.
Bennie: You realize that cartoon is over 30 years old now...
Sue: You shut your whore mouth.
Always bet on the fish.
February 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Always bet on the fish.
"I knew it had something to do with (dramatic pause) my old nemesis (longer dramatic pause) MATH."
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"I knew it had something to do with (dramatic pause) my old nemesis (longer dramatic pause) MATH."
Sue: Interestingly enough, Tiamat showed up in a dream this morning.
Bennie: Really?
Sue: We were trying to escape from a house and then Tiamat showed up and I was like "Now it is DEFINITELY time to go..."
Bennie: Really?
Sue: We were trying to escape from a house and then Tiamat showed up and I was like "Now it is DEFINITELY time to go..."
December 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Sue: Interestingly enough, Tiamat showed up in a dream this morning.
Bennie: Really?
Sue: We were trying to escape from a house and then Tiamat showed up and I was like "Now it is DEFINITELY time to go..."
Bennie: Really?
Sue: We were trying to escape from a house and then Tiamat showed up and I was like "Now it is DEFINITELY time to go..."
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“HELLo, We’Ve bEeN tRyInG tO rEaCh yOu AbOuT yOuR sOuL’s VERY LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTEE”
December 25, 2024 at 7:26 PM
“HELLo, We’Ve bEeN tRyInG tO rEaCh yOu AbOuT yOuR sOuL’s VERY LIMITED LIFETIME WARRANTEE”
(singing along with the radio)
Have a smokey-tokey Christmas!
It's the best high of the year!
Save your nose and don't do blow,
maybe have yourself a beer...
Have a smokey-tokey Christmas!
It's the best high of the year!
Save your nose and don't do blow,
maybe have yourself a beer...
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(singing along with the radio)
Have a smokey-tokey Christmas!
It's the best high of the year!
Save your nose and don't do blow,
maybe have yourself a beer...
Have a smokey-tokey Christmas!
It's the best high of the year!
Save your nose and don't do blow,
maybe have yourself a beer...