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@shitshowseveryday.bsky.social
If I were an actual fly, I might enjoy the shit that comes from the White House every day.
He'll change his tune when he receives that Elbonian passport.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He'll change his tune when he receives that Elbonian passport.
She becomes vested in the retirement plan in January. She can start drawing the pension at age 62.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
She becomes vested in the retirement plan in January. She can start drawing the pension at age 62.
Next up, she'll say killing old people will be Ok, since they are nearly dead anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Next up, she'll say killing old people will be Ok, since they are nearly dead anyway.
According to Congress.gov: For Members of Congress covered by FERS after December 31, 2012, the accrual rate for congressional service covered by FERS is 1.0% per year of service,...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
According to Congress.gov: For Members of Congress covered by FERS after December 31, 2012, the accrual rate for congressional service covered by FERS is 1.0% per year of service,...
This makes me question whether I should continue following you. Probably not.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This makes me question whether I should continue following you. Probably not.
That is the place where I hope Mitch McConnell's next fall occurs.🙏
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That is the place where I hope Mitch McConnell's next fall occurs.🙏
So, emus can fly.🙃
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So, emus can fly.🙃
He has had his eyes on it since it was six.
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
He has had his eyes on it since it was six.
No, it is not.
October 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
No, it is not.