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Nexxyurmion
@shitpostyurmion.bsky.social
THE Idiot Savant
Rarely do I do art or game development
Follow me if you want to hear of, see, or experience dumb shit
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If you would like to join, check out the link at: discord.gg/knjFm6eCDF (I will also update any links on this account, with new snakepit)
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Well... I just got my warm welcome back to bluesky
If you guys see replies from random ass people about some "sex dungeon" ass sounding discord server, don't join that shit
I am working as much as possible to keep that shit off my account
Thx
-Eve
June 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hey chat, its been a whopping 4 months since I last posted (whoops :3c)
between remembering passwords, managing life (being more active, losing weight), being productive, medical shit (got an MRI done, I get the results by the end of the month), and much more, I haven't posted in a while
June 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
News update on my dumb life:
I slammed back 2 liters of "blue raspberry lemonade" flavoured Kool aid because "it looked like the shield potion from Fortnite" and now I feel sick
February 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
For anyone who wants to know what I have been doing since my last post, I've been playing CoTL, and EBF5
heres some related footage of me having a (very close) match against "God"
youtu.be/ps7hZjuXVKI
January 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Forgot this platform existed for the most part
I would say "A lot has happened while I was gone" but that'd just be a lie

Gonna try posting more often
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
doing promo here so I see big number, and get big dopamine hit, go follow @evewasteofnet.bsky.social, and experience my really REALLY shitty art skills in action (or not because I am commonly lazy)
(No, I do not do commissions, Idfc how much you pay me, its a no)
December 21, 2024 at 6:35 AM
For anyone who want's to see my 2024 steam replay, and how bad of a crippling gaming addiction I have, here it is (Bonus stuff is in replies
December 19, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Shout outs to that time that @v1per0000.bsky.social and I were trying to play Isaac's awakening, and because of a bug (potentially formerly) in Repentance+, we kept turning into rocks when taking damage while holding a rock with Mom's Bracelet, specifically in a online co-op game
December 16, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Been playing MC: Dungeons, and holy SHIT is it peak, I got it on November 29th, and (as of Dec 1st, 10:51 PM Pacific), I have dumped 10.5 hours into the game, and have also enjoyed a ton of co-op with @v1per0000.bsky.social, I fucking LOVE the game so far (Read Alt text for info)
December 2, 2024 at 6:59 AM
to double down on my own HATRED for the entire league franchise: heres this meme :3
December 1, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Nexxyurmion
Me when someone recommends Arcane
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Shoutouts to that one time I dislocated my arm, and the doctors put me on some weird combination of medicines to sedate me, and it turned me into some giggily creature who just spouts every little bit of information that came into my mind.
I will never achieve such a high again
November 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Sure is a shame that I never got to find that time I said "I could take the walmart pole" in response to some shitty repost of the "pick wisely, target ball or walmart pole", and @v1per0000.bsky.social reacted with genuine concern for my sanity, but oh well
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Today on "Nexxyurmion Technology Dumbfuckery" I:
-Upload a file of shit I want from my current installation of windows 10, while I am getting throttled by my ISP
-Debloat a copy of windows 10 because I can't use anything else
-And prove that the poor performance on my pc is a GPU isuse
November 13, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Do you like my posts, do you hate my posts?
do you wish to see more content from me or @v1per0000.bsky.social, well I have the place for you!
"The Snakepit", A discord server where you can see the though process that goes into the sheer stupidity of my posts
Come join at: discord.com/invite/4B2ar...
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November 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Ahhhh... The start of the Christmas season, a time of unnecessary political debates, close family becoming strangely more insufferable, and a time where every single item has been bumped up in price to an absurd degree

Give me some stories of your holiest, jolliest, shenanigans, so I hate mine less
November 12, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Been playing a lot of TBOI: Repentance in preperation for the online co-op update, gimme a character, and a boss rn because I can't pick myself
November 11, 2024 at 4:48 AM
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! 😡
drink water
November 5, 2024 at 4:24 AM
New from the department of shitpostyurmion (a collective group of dumbasses who just think of stupid shit), and also @v1per0000.bsky.social (we were messing around and immediately thought of this video but gherkin), we bring to you "Man, fuck this shit, I'm gherkin"
November 3, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Since I am just surfing through my files and doing shit, be blessed with that one time I got bored while waiting for an auto smelter to complete smelting, and I made this unholy abombination
October 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
In all seriousness, I'm going insane right now, I'm working on a video essay with some friends, and one of the requirements is playing shitty Roblox games and collecting data on them, idk, taking suggestions if anyone has some awful cash grab gambling sims they want to see used as an example or data
Advertisement time (this is just a joke)
Looking for someone willing to sponsor me, I need cashiche to do some of the stupidest and absurd things ever, I'm talking like 10x more kooky than Family Guy cutaways, I wanna be able to be sent up to space for the worst jokes ever, or own a pop-up business.
October 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Advertisement time (this is just a joke)
Looking for someone willing to sponsor me, I need cashiche to do some of the stupidest and absurd things ever, I'm talking like 10x more kooky than Family Guy cutaways, I wanna be able to be sent up to space for the worst jokes ever, or own a pop-up business.
October 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Chat
Some terrible unfortunate events transpired one after another, causing someone to make the biggest blunder ever.
Tl:dr I have a fucking drone now
I want YOU (as in whoever sees this) to suggest me your dumbest drone project ideas
October 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Footage of me trying to drive a longfellow in PD2 while playing "Meltdown" with @v1per0000.bsky.social, just slightly edited
October 26, 2024 at 3:47 AM