Paul Hardcastle
@shitposts.online
Here for a nice time.
10000000% posting in a non work capacity, except for when I'm not.
10000000% posting in a non work capacity, except for when I'm not.
I think it's very brave of The Sun to employ journalists who can't read.
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I think it's very brave of The Sun to employ journalists who can't read.
It's the personal touch that really sells it
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November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It's the personal touch that really sells it
'I'm an Arsenal fan' says New York mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
'I'm an Arsenal fan' says New York mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Phwoar, etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKS8...
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Phwoar, etc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKS8...
tired: south london is tuscany
inspired: south london is brazil
inspired: south london is brazil
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
tired: south london is tuscany
inspired: south london is brazil
inspired: south london is brazil
You've inspired me, do it I say
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
You've inspired me, do it I say
They should make him wear actual gold boots so everyone else is in with a chance of scoring goals, like Success Ballast in motorsports.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
They should make him wear actual gold boots so everyone else is in with a chance of scoring goals, like Success Ballast in motorsports.
Oh my god the Bills de /DeBlasio report from The Times gets funnier
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Oh my god the Bills de /DeBlasio report from The Times gets funnier
Well yeah, Cuomo is a fucking creep we've all seen hotgirlsforcuomo.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well yeah, Cuomo is a fucking creep we've all seen hotgirlsforcuomo.com
Americans couldn't build this. It has a roundabout.
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Americans couldn't build this. It has a roundabout.
what is happening, why is he there what's he gonna do?
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
what is happening, why is he there what's he gonna do?
not meaning to be mean but I worked with Jordan and Mike when I worked in entertainment telly almost a decade ago... how are they young producers?
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
not meaning to be mean but I worked with Jordan and Mike when I worked in entertainment telly almost a decade ago... how are they young producers?
Godspeed the Leroy Jenkins and all who sail in her 🫡
October 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Godspeed the Leroy Jenkins and all who sail in her 🫡
The Mayor of London's press office this morning:
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The Mayor of London's press office this morning:
BBC commenter 'bettmensch' has the right idea tbh
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
BBC commenter 'bettmensch' has the right idea tbh
Whoops you probably don't want to be setting off your 'don't steal our stuff' smoke machine first thing on a Monday morning.
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Whoops you probably don't want to be setting off your 'don't steal our stuff' smoke machine first thing on a Monday morning.
lmao congrats Russia on winning already
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
lmao congrats Russia on winning already
yeah great timing for the UK pool feed to have a problem while the US pool feed was fine
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
yeah great timing for the UK pool feed to have a problem while the US pool feed was fine
I was delighted by the railway 200 flowerbeds at Woolwich Arsenal the other day, this is the kind of whimsy that just makes places nicer to be.
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was delighted by the railway 200 flowerbeds at Woolwich Arsenal the other day, this is the kind of whimsy that just makes places nicer to be.
went down the hole trying to figure out if there's anything in the sporting regulations that would stop F1 doing an FE style 'quali in the morning, race in the afternoon' and now have a new thing to look out for them breaking
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
went down the hole trying to figure out if there's anything in the sporting regulations that would stop F1 doing an FE style 'quali in the morning, race in the afternoon' and now have a new thing to look out for them breaking
lol, lmao www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
lol, lmao www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...