Jessica Salisbury
shitney-spears.bsky.social
Jessica Salisbury
@shitney-spears.bsky.social
Make-believe necromancer, pretend meteorologist, real life dipshit 💜
I never forgot about this magnificent performance, but it's been hitting me even harder lately. I wonder why...🤷‍♀️
Gojira - Mea Culpa (Ah! Ça ira!) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Gojira
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Welcome to a new series I'd like to call "Migraine Messages".

Today's thought: A toaster bath, but in a tub of vanilla ice cream ⚡🙃
February 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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FACT CHECK TIME!

Claim: Donald Trump will be the first sitting President to attend the Super Bowl

This is FALSE. Elon Musk is President
February 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I like it here 🙃
January 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM