Justin
@shitmydadsays.bsky.social
Or he might just want to be fucked by Dad. Brian is so creepy man
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Or he might just want to be fucked by Dad. Brian is so creepy man
I really think Brian is trying to fuck Dad
November 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I really think Brian is trying to fuck Dad
"i'm a happy married man and hopefully one day hopefully raise a family"
November 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
"i'm a happy married man and hopefully one day hopefully raise a family"
“It sucks we had a pandemic”
November 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
“It sucks we had a pandemic”
Dad trying to describe the champagne Brian gave him. They’re both so stupid I think I made a mistake being adopted by Dad
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Dad trying to describe the champagne Brian gave him. They’re both so stupid I think I made a mistake being adopted by Dad
“You get the Andre. You get the brut”
November 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
“You get the Andre. You get the brut”
Dad’s sleep apnea I think is causing brain damage.
November 12, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Dad’s sleep apnea I think is causing brain damage.
“You know craisins? These dried cranberries taste like craisins on here.”
November 12, 2024 at 6:21 AM
“You know craisins? These dried cranberries taste like craisins on here.”
“I’m busy on the weekend and have a life”
November 11, 2024 at 3:27 AM
“I’m busy on the weekend and have a life”
I’m worried about dad’s weight. He insists he’s 274 pounds but is clearly like 350
November 7, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I’m worried about dad’s weight. He insists he’s 274 pounds but is clearly like 350
“Butter lettuce like melts in the mouth”
November 7, 2024 at 11:44 PM
“Butter lettuce like melts in the mouth”
“I already know how spinach tastes. Spinach is delicious..cause I’ve had a small spinach once”
November 7, 2024 at 6:58 AM
“I already know how spinach tastes. Spinach is delicious..cause I’ve had a small spinach once”
I think Brian is getting off by feeding dad all this food
November 5, 2024 at 8:05 AM
I think Brian is getting off by feeding dad all this food
“The boyish bun is soft.” Dads such a fucking doofus he can’t say brioche
November 5, 2024 at 8:04 AM
“The boyish bun is soft.” Dads such a fucking doofus he can’t say brioche
Dad thinks that’s the name of the KISS song. Fucking moron
October 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Dad thinks that’s the name of the KISS song. Fucking moron
“I Wanna Live A Lot All Night I Wanna Live in Rocking Night”
October 25, 2024 at 6:49 AM
“I Wanna Live A Lot All Night I Wanna Live in Rocking Night”
"Very crispy on that meat"
October 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
"Very crispy on that meat"
I really don't like this guy Brian who hangs around my Dad
October 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I really don't like this guy Brian who hangs around my Dad
"Let's give this a sniff"
October 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
"Let's give this a sniff"
Dads watching a movie at 2am
October 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Dads watching a movie at 2am
Brian made Dad eat some poutine
October 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Brian made Dad eat some poutine
“The cheese curds? It’s good. For. Canada. Canada eh”
October 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
“The cheese curds? It’s good. For. Canada. Canada eh”
Dad's friend Brian is over
October 22, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Dad's friend Brian is over
"I'm a normal person, guys. And my mental health is fine"
October 22, 2024 at 2:12 AM
"I'm a normal person, guys. And my mental health is fine"