Him: *asleep* hmmm down the road comes batter.
Me: WHAT
Him: tee hee!

-1241 AM-
Me: *gets up*
Him *asleep* Do you want me to scramble it?
Me: what? Scramble what?
Him: the eggs for the waffles

Him: *asleep* hey. You showed me. I want to. Meow babe.

Him: *asleep, quietly* How's it going
Me: what?
Him: Do we all have? Doubles? Triples?

Him: *asleep* "I think he's broad."
Me: who?
Him: "you know it."

"The blankets touching youuuuu all pshshshshshsssh"

"Whats today?"
Me: uhh...Saturday?
"Oh YAY it's the meet"

"You ever wanna get 5 sleep? Or 6 sleep? And then you forget it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about."