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The irreverent guide to religion and politics
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When satire is best served cold. #PoliticalHumor #California #ICE #Satire #LA #Immigration #Trump
A satirical image titled 'California Tea' with bold text: 'REMEMBER IF YOU ORDER CALIFORNIA TEA, YOU’LL GET LOTS OF ICE.' Below, it reads: 'UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!' (Source: imgflip.com). The joke critiques Trump's enforcement of immigration policies policies through wordplay on 'iced tea' and 'ICE' (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
June 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Season 1 Episode 5 #PoliticalSatire #TrumpMusk #PrideAndPrejudice #ComicArt #BillionaireDrama #USPolitics #AltText #Bromance
"A four-panel satirical comic titled 'Pride & Prejudice: The Breakup of Trump and Musk.' Panel 1: Trump (wearing a MAGA-themed rainbow sash) and Musk (with a 'Free Speech' rainbow pin) stand at a Pride-themed White House event. A banner reads '#Pride at the White House.' Trump accuses Musk of betraying his 'Big Beautiful Bill,' while Musk calls it 'unsustainable.' Symbolism: Festive décor contrasts with their crumbling alliance. Panel 2: Split-screen of Trump posting on Truth Social ('Musk is a drug addict!') and Musk tweeting about '2.4T pork' and Epstein. Caption: 'When Pride met Ego: arrows flew, markets fell.' Panel 3: A cartoon cow (representing U.S. voters) watches a melting rainbow popsicle and a TV showing crashing stocks. Thought bubble: 'Pride Month’s supposed to be about love… not billionaires breaking up.' Panel 4: Trump and Musk stand back-to-back, revoking contracts (a 'Taco One Boarding Pass' and 'Starlink Access'). A broken rainbow heart floats between them. Caption: 'This Pride, it’s not just flags in the wind—it’s alliances.' Tone: Ironic, chaotic, and darkly humorous, critiquing ego-driven politics."
June 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Season 1 Episode 4 #TACO #TacoOne #Trump #Qatar #Emolument #USPolitics
June 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Season 1 Episode 3 #InternationalVisas #Harvard #FreedomofEducation #USPolitics #Trump
June 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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#PoliticalSatire #MilitarySpending #DoubleStandards #CapitolRiot #LAProtests #Accountability #USPolitics #Trump #MAGA
A satirical political cartoon titled 'Send in the Marines.' Text highlights contradictions in military deployment: 'IF WE DON’T DEPLOY THEM NOW, L.A. WILL BURN!' contrasts with 'NO GUARD AT CAPITOL: 2.5-HR DELAY / GUARD IN L.A.: IMMEDIATE.' A caption notes 'Selective patriotism... and our wallets,' critiquing skewed priorities. Visual elements include a '$134 MILLION' cost label and a rhetorical question: 'WHAT ARE 700 MARINES EVEN DOING HERE?' Tone: Ironic and critical of political hypocrisy.
June 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Season 1 Episode 2 #Noem #DHS #USPolitics #HabeausCorpus
June 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Introducing our very own Comic Strip: Cow on the White House Lawn!
Season 1 Episode 1 #USPolitics #Trump #MAGA #Tariffs
June 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Trump Lawyers tell Supreme Court that the Constitution doesn't apply to Trump. Not that I am a noted US Constitution scholar, but never mind that the entirety of Article II is about the President. #USPolitics #Trump #MAGA #PresidentialPowers #WTF #ThisIsFine
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson argued forcefully at the Supreme Court that the push by Trump lawyers to end the ability of lower federal courts to issue nationwide injunctions would force individuals whose rights are being violated to hire lawyers and sue over and over again all across the country, allowing the administration's flouting of the Constitution to go on indefinitely.
May 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Quick, what's the tariff on a Boeing 747 from Qatar?
May 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A satirical political cartoon depicting a cow on the White House lawn. The scene critiques U.S. economic policies with exaggerated text: '145% TARIFF,' 'THIS'LL TEACH 'EM TO RESPECT AMERICAN STEEL!' and 'TRADE WAR: SEASON FINALE?' Other labels include 'U.S. ECONOMY,' 'MARKET CONFIDENCE [sic],' and 'CONSUMER,' with a weary 'SIGH...' and a nod to trade tensions with China. The art style is bold and ironic, mocking protectionist trade policies.
May 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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WEAK!

The Word you are looking for when describing the State of he Union is ... WEAK!
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Exploring the complexities of situational ethics and the implications of private servers in handling personal information. 🖥️🔒 #SituationalEthics #DataPrivacy #EthicalDilemmas #CyberSecurity #PrivateServers #DigitalEthics #InfoSec #ResistTrump
An image with text discussing situational ethics, mentioning Hilary Clinton using a private server for email while MAGAhats get triggered, vs Elon extracting every citizen's personal info onto his private server wothout a complaint from any MAGAhat.
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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It actually wasn’t a vision, he just watched the national news! #CurrentEvents #GroundhogDay #WakeUpCall #ResistTrump
A picture of Punxsutawney Phil with the world on fire in the background. Caption: Breaking News: Punxsutawney Phil Hositalized after receiving horrifying vision of the future. "Skulls as far as the eye can see", "Bubbling pools of gore", "Clouds of worms over the kingdoms of earth"
February 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I swear to protect the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic #EnemyOfTheState #ConstitutionalDuty #Patriotism #ResistTrump
A picture of Trump with upside-down US flags. He's not my President; he's an Enemy of the State
February 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Don't forget that he also broke the oath he made at 12:00 on January 20th. It all went downhill from there. #ResistTrump #USPolitics #ImpeachTrump
February 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#FAFO moments are so ironic. #ResistTrump #ICE #ImmigrationReform
Hector Luis Valdes Cocho, Cuban activist who rallied others to vote for Trump was picked up by ICE and is in a detention center waiting to be deported. Picture of a Cuban man holding a sign that says "Trump 2024 Let's Go Brandon"
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Reminder: Tariffs aren’t paid by other countries—they’re paid by us at the checkout line. And they’re regressive, hitting working people harder than the wealthy. 💸 #EconomicJustice #Tariffs #WorkingClass #IncomeInequality #ConsumerRights #RobertReich #ResistTrump
Image of twitter post by Robert Reich: Reminder: Tariffs aren;t paid ny other countries. They;re eventually paid by us at the checkout line. And they're regressive - taking a higher percentage out of the paychecks of the working people than out of the wealthy.
February 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Trump won the election, and Harris wasn’t the real loser. The real loser? The American people. When will we wake up to this reality? #Election2024 #AmericanPeople #PoliticalAccountability #DemocracyInCrisis #WakeUpAmerica #Trump2024 #Harris2024 #ResistTrump
A poster with a black background and white print that says "Trump won the election and Harris wasn't the real loser. The real loser is the American People. When will they get this?"
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Trump suggests diversity hiring (DEI) could be to blame for a deadly crash—a baseless, divisive claim. Instead of leadership, we get scapegoating. 🚁 #DEI #TrumpCritique #LeadershipFail #AviationSafety #Accountability #DiversityMatters #ResistTrump
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) posts about Trump responding to a reporter's question on whether a crash was the result of diversity hiring. Trump replies, 'It just could have been.' The post includes details about the location (Arlington, VA), mentions DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion), and notes the time and engagement stats (9:45 a.m., 30 Jan, 25.4K views, 178 reposts, 137 quotes, 651 likes, 132 bookmarks)."
February 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The Senate Committee can't even get RFK Jr to agree that eating plants covered with Roundup is a bad idea! #RFKJr #RFKJr #Confirmation #HHS #Health
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#ImmigrationPolicy #USPolitics #SocialJustice #ImmigrationReform

Less than 1% of deportations are for non-immigration crimes. Meanwhile, Trump’s criminal record is worse than 99% of those deported. Time to rethink who we’re really targeting.
Less than 1% of deportations are for non-immigration crimes. Meanwhile, Trump’s criminal record is worse than 99% of those deported. Time to rethink who we’re really targeting.
January 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The widest gulf of the world. #USPolitics #TrumpMemes #CurrentEvents #GulfOfAmerica
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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After FAA layoffs, Trump deflects blame for the helicopter/plane crash onto the pilot—not a presidential response. Leadership means accountability. 🚁✈️ #FAA #TrumpAccountability #AviationSafety #LeadershipFail #PublicSafety
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Asking for a friend #ICE #ImmigrationDebate #IllegalImmigration #BorderSecurity
Picture of Melania along with caption "Where do I go to report an immigrant who was here working illegally before obtaining a visa, had an anchor baby, brought her heere through chain migration, who's currently living in government-funded housing and is receiving free government healthcare?
January 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Isn't that special?

#USPolitics #Autocracy #Trump
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM