Shit Argyle Stuff
banner
shitargochants.bsky.social
Shit Argyle Stuff
@shitargochants.bsky.social
Signed up to this on my Nokia to impress ladies. Argyle and Argos's top boy. Evergreen Premium. 1/92 plus Wembley
Pinned
In the expectation that some #pafc fans don't enjoy a frothing, bonk-eyed Sieg Heil, please follow this Argyle community starter pack to get your Bluesky up and running.

(Retweet if you love the Janner song)

go.bsky.app/4mHJ9Gd
Cardiff, Stevenage, Wycombe, Barnsley, Lincoln all dumped out.

We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.

#pafc
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm so depraved of success that I actually jumped and celebrated that.

Hahaha

WE'LL NEVER LOSE AGAIN LARRY TOLLY BALON DOOR

#PAFC
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Paterson and Dale lining up a freekick 😂

combined age of 65; combined free kick ability of my dead cat Barbara

#pafc
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Issaka starts for the Gas for the first time in a while. Hit the bar as a sub the other day. Has won a penalty tonight. Could still play a part in the second half of the season imo.

#pafc #utba #utg
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Will Jacks

Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
England's XI for the Brisbane Test 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#Ashes
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Pleguezuelo is a decent bottom end of the Championship defender who after 6 months out will either be a brilliant front footed defender in this league, or a rusty af liability

Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Julio Pleguezuelo set to make comeback from injury in Argyle's Vertu Trophy last 32 tie at Leyton Orient tomorrow night. Xavier Amaechi will likely be available for league visit of Bradford on Saturday. #pafc
Tom Cleverley hoping Vertu Trophy can provide Argyle boost
The Pilgrims have a last 32 tie away to Leyton Orient in east London on Tuesday night
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Stuck the tree up today.

Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off

Me balls deep in Baileys

Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍

Family is life

(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)

🎄🥃
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
15,419 there today.

Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.

I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.

But still.

#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Shit Argyle Stuff
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Shit Argyle Stuff
So glad I’ve got a gig tonight and didn’t travel down to watch that shite… #pafc
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
😂✅
Tom Eaves has been floating about like a fat lummox for about 20 years I swear.

Always scores against us, right?

#pafc
📋 CONFIRMED: Plymouth Argyle (A) 👊

Unchanged from last week! NGW returns to the bench.

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tom Eaves has been floating about like a fat lummox for about 20 years I swear.

Always scores against us, right?

#pafc
📋 CONFIRMED: Plymouth Argyle (A) 👊

Unchanged from last week! NGW returns to the bench.

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Another gopping pink away shirt
Matchday! 🔥

We take on Plymouth Argyle in Devon this afternoon! 👊

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Mikel injured, again

#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Terrified of the Argyle

I don't blame him

We thump these

Argyle 0-2 Northants
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NORTHAMPTON (H)

Name your weapons

Hazard
Mitchell
Mumba
Tolaj

Plus 7 others is my pick. Not interested in formation.

Surely we turn these over? They barely ever score fs, whereas we've got one bloke (🇨🇭👑) who does so every other game?

#pafc #ntfc #shoearmy
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Surely we've just got to put every penny towards freeing whichever poor sod is holding Stevenage's midfield together in spite of playing next to El Sieve all season?

#pafc
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@chairboys.co.uk

Parking, pal. On the 9th I want to park in a place that allows me to fuck off nice and quickly when I leave on the 78th minute when we're 3 nil down, but isn't walking up a big fuck off hill in the rain for half hour.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
PLAYER RATINGS OUT OF 100

Hazard 60
Ross 57
Mitchell 63
Galloway 59
Szucs 48
Sorinola 54
Mumba 58
Dale 46
Mccabe 64
Boateng 65
Tolaj 76 STAR MAN

Subs cba

a draw would have been fairer, or even them edging it. I don't hate on any 1 nil away from home though. Northampton still must win.

#pafc
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The percentage of goals we concede where we fail to make an easy clearance in the preceding moments must be ridiculously high.

#pafc
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by Shit Argyle Stuff
Match Day! #TeamNews #PAFC 💚⚽💚
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Dale and Galloway for Wiredu and Bim.

Bets on Dale at left wingback? 😂

#pafc
RIGHT

GAMEDAY

LET'S TAKE ON THESE SHITES OF THE VALE

I ain't going

Here's what I'd play, although you could go for basically anyone ahead of Bim and I wouldn't argue too hard, for me he shades it cos he's the fattest option
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Head was great, but after seeing our top order basically all get out trying to drive on the up, why we then persisted with short balls to his strength is really dumb #cricket.

I don't think us losing has any bearing on the next Test. This lot aren't clever enough to get mentally scarred 😵 #ashes 🏏
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Reposted by Shit Argyle Stuff
Argyle.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM