Apoca.lips
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Apoca.lips
@shitapocalypse.bsky.social
Unwilling to leave home.

Iowa nice with some exceptions.
Trump will fold faster than a cheap camping chair at a NASCAR race.
March 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hate the restless leg stuff. I usually lay there and suffer. Good job being productive. Hope sleep comes soon!
January 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Panic. And probably being really intelligent, even though you forget where your keys are (in your hand).
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
When the other option was to just do nothing, yes they absolutely can. Any other course is an endorsement of lawlessness.
November 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I didn't even see tumbles two and three the first few times I watched. I was busy waiting for the cat to show up again.
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I never want to read or hear his name in the same sentence as the phrase "pull out" again.
November 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Thank you for not diluting the act down to "sex" or some other palatable synonym.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I second this.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
"Sorry. Again."
- Iowans who aren't stupid
November 20, 2024 at 4:50 PM