@shit-the-hubs-says.bsky.social
Walking on the board walk
“You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
“You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
June 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Walking on the board walk
“You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
“You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
While cleaning a toy ball
“Cleaning your balls in the sink. Cleaning the hair off your balls in the sink. Playing with your balls in the sink. I am a child”
“Cleaning your balls in the sink. Cleaning the hair off your balls in the sink. Playing with your balls in the sink. I am a child”
May 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
While cleaning a toy ball
“Cleaning your balls in the sink. Cleaning the hair off your balls in the sink. Playing with your balls in the sink. I am a child”
“Cleaning your balls in the sink. Cleaning the hair off your balls in the sink. Playing with your balls in the sink. I am a child”
Walking on the board walk “You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
April 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Walking on the board walk “You know those maps that say ‘you are here’? Why aren’t those called boards of directions?”
Runs garbage disposal “thats what our bedroom is going to sound like tonight”
March 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Runs garbage disposal “thats what our bedroom is going to sound like tonight”
The rooster says “cockadoodledoo”
But your mom says “any cock will do”
But your mom says “any cock will do”
March 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The rooster says “cockadoodledoo”
But your mom says “any cock will do”
But your mom says “any cock will do”
“I put all my navigation points to finding where the clitoris and the G spot are. And i’m realizing i didn’t need to do that. I could have put like 7 or 8 in there. That’s why i can’t find my way home.”
March 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“I put all my navigation points to finding where the clitoris and the G spot are. And i’m realizing i didn’t need to do that. I could have put like 7 or 8 in there. That’s why i can’t find my way home.”
Me: its a work book club, i’m kind of happy its not a 3 hour smut fest.
Hubs: - “What was your favorite part? Oh i liked where she took a dick in the back, in the front, in both hands and in the mouth. You know its like dolly parton says ‘workin 9-5, what a way to make a livin’”
Hubs: - “What was your favorite part? Oh i liked where she took a dick in the back, in the front, in both hands and in the mouth. You know its like dolly parton says ‘workin 9-5, what a way to make a livin’”
March 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Me: its a work book club, i’m kind of happy its not a 3 hour smut fest.
Hubs: - “What was your favorite part? Oh i liked where she took a dick in the back, in the front, in both hands and in the mouth. You know its like dolly parton says ‘workin 9-5, what a way to make a livin’”
Hubs: - “What was your favorite part? Oh i liked where she took a dick in the back, in the front, in both hands and in the mouth. You know its like dolly parton says ‘workin 9-5, what a way to make a livin’”
R: I’ve never been to sephora
Hubs: you can’t trust any thing they say in there R:why?
Hubs: its all make up
Hubs: you can’t trust any thing they say in there R:why?
Hubs: its all make up
March 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
R: I’ve never been to sephora
Hubs: you can’t trust any thing they say in there R:why?
Hubs: its all make up
Hubs: you can’t trust any thing they say in there R:why?
Hubs: its all make up
Me: Thai food and korean food are different.
Hubs: Yea you’re right, i cant Korean you to the bed
Hubs: Yea you’re right, i cant Korean you to the bed
March 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me: Thai food and korean food are different.
Hubs: Yea you’re right, i cant Korean you to the bed
Hubs: Yea you’re right, i cant Korean you to the bed
It was a different time, everyone walking around licking ass. A lot of halitosis you know.
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It was a different time, everyone walking around licking ass. A lot of halitosis you know.
Thats why men snore when they sleep on their back. Their balls cover their asshole and airlock that shit. the air has to come up.
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Thats why men snore when they sleep on their back. Their balls cover their asshole and airlock that shit. the air has to come up.
Picks up an acorn, looks at R and says “this is an oak tree. In a nut shell.”
February 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Picks up an acorn, looks at R and says “this is an oak tree. In a nut shell.”
“Honey don’t listen, its the siren song of the Hispanic people! Bachata!”
30 seconds later “where do I come up with this stuff?”
30 seconds later “where do I come up with this stuff?”
February 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
“Honey don’t listen, its the siren song of the Hispanic people! Bachata!”
30 seconds later “where do I come up with this stuff?”
30 seconds later “where do I come up with this stuff?”
Just standing. “I love hexagons, its my favorite of all the primitive shapes”
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just standing. “I love hexagons, its my favorite of all the primitive shapes”
“I have a tip for you that will make your hole weak”
I heard “your whole week”
I heard “your whole week”
February 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“I have a tip for you that will make your hole weak”
I heard “your whole week”
I heard “your whole week”
Sees a water fountain on a shrine “just seems like a weird place to put a bidet”
February 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Sees a water fountain on a shrine “just seems like a weird place to put a bidet”
At Disneyland, sees a Native American statue
“Oh look! Fugowee indians! Gonna raise his hand, look out in the distance and say “where the fugawee?” I’m actually decended from them, its why i’m terrible at directions!”
“Oh look! Fugowee indians! Gonna raise his hand, look out in the distance and say “where the fugawee?” I’m actually decended from them, its why i’m terrible at directions!”
February 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
At Disneyland, sees a Native American statue
“Oh look! Fugowee indians! Gonna raise his hand, look out in the distance and say “where the fugawee?” I’m actually decended from them, its why i’m terrible at directions!”
“Oh look! Fugowee indians! Gonna raise his hand, look out in the distance and say “where the fugawee?” I’m actually decended from them, its why i’m terrible at directions!”
Looking at jackets for his kids: “She doesn’t need another windbreaker, she’s already got me *fart noises with mouth*”
February 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Looking at jackets for his kids: “She doesn’t need another windbreaker, she’s already got me *fart noises with mouth*”
Looks at the layout of the room “they thought they had a good layout, but they were feng shui off”
February 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Looks at the layout of the room “they thought they had a good layout, but they were feng shui off”
Looks over cliff at leguna beach, points to stairs
“Look at this, thousands of years of constant erosion… and it… almost looks like stairs. Amazing how nature does that”
“Look at this, thousands of years of constant erosion… and it… almost looks like stairs. Amazing how nature does that”
February 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Looks over cliff at leguna beach, points to stairs
“Look at this, thousands of years of constant erosion… and it… almost looks like stairs. Amazing how nature does that”
“Look at this, thousands of years of constant erosion… and it… almost looks like stairs. Amazing how nature does that”
Driving through el paso, sees texas roadhouse “oh i thought it was just called roadhouse out here, huh”
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Driving through el paso, sees texas roadhouse “oh i thought it was just called roadhouse out here, huh”
I’m not wearing any underwear, easy breezy beautiful on my balls”
windy day
windy day
February 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I’m not wearing any underwear, easy breezy beautiful on my balls”
windy day
windy day