Shirtless Magirob
@shirtlessmagirob.bsky.social
Just a guy who likes to be shirt free & have shirtless adventures.
Aiming to ditch the shirt & enjoy the outdoors more ☀️
No explicit DMs please 🙏
Aiming to ditch the shirt & enjoy the outdoors more ☀️
No explicit DMs please 🙏
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A day out in London in November. I'm only allowed to wear a pair of Umbro shorts. No pockets, no layers, exposed to the cold and crowds. Shorts and shoes are more than enough for me.
Another look back through the archives. About 5 years ago, being forced to sleep outside naked as I'm not allowed in the tent.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Another look back through the archives. About 5 years ago, being forced to sleep outside naked as I'm not allowed in the tent.
Crossing the Golden Jubilee Bridge by Charing Cross.
November London life rushing past — and me only allowed my blue Umbros, shirtless, just walking on.
November London life rushing past — and me only allowed my blue Umbros, shirtless, just walking on.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Crossing the Golden Jubilee Bridge by Charing Cross.
November London life rushing past — and me only allowed my blue Umbros, shirtless, just walking on.
November London life rushing past — and me only allowed my blue Umbros, shirtless, just walking on.
Looking back to around 2007 when I used to be kept outside like this at night.
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Looking back to around 2007 when I used to be kept outside like this at night.
A train rushing past.
Arms crossed against the cold.
Red shorts, bare skin — standing firm while everything else moves.
Arms crossed against the cold.
Red shorts, bare skin — standing firm while everything else moves.
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
A train rushing past.
Arms crossed against the cold.
Red shorts, bare skin — standing firm while everything else moves.
Arms crossed against the cold.
Red shorts, bare skin — standing firm while everything else moves.
Trafalgar Square. Christmas lights up. Crowds wrapped in coats and scarves.
And then there’s me — shirtless in blue Umbro shorts, walking through it like it’s just another day.
Once you stop fighting the cold, you settle into it.
No backup layers, no choice… just deal with it and keep moving.
And then there’s me — shirtless in blue Umbro shorts, walking through it like it’s just another day.
Once you stop fighting the cold, you settle into it.
No backup layers, no choice… just deal with it and keep moving.
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Trafalgar Square. Christmas lights up. Crowds wrapped in coats and scarves.
And then there’s me — shirtless in blue Umbro shorts, walking through it like it’s just another day.
Once you stop fighting the cold, you settle into it.
No backup layers, no choice… just deal with it and keep moving.
And then there’s me — shirtless in blue Umbro shorts, walking through it like it’s just another day.
Once you stop fighting the cold, you settle into it.
No backup layers, no choice… just deal with it and keep moving.
Reposted by Shirtless Magirob
This was just a small part of 5 hours of fun. I drove him into the countryside hooded & handcuffed so he couldn't see where I was going. I gave him a light & paper map but didn't tell him where on the map he was but it had waypoints to get tokens & a pickup spot. This challenge was at a waypoint.
January 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This was just a small part of 5 hours of fun. I drove him into the countryside hooded & handcuffed so he couldn't see where I was going. I gave him a light & paper map but didn't tell him where on the map he was but it had waypoints to get tokens & a pickup spot. This challenge was at a waypoint.
A day out in London in November. I'm only allowed to wear a pair of Umbro shorts. No pockets, no layers, exposed to the cold and crowds. Shorts and shoes are more than enough for me.
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
A day out in London in November. I'm only allowed to wear a pair of Umbro shorts. No pockets, no layers, exposed to the cold and crowds. Shorts and shoes are more than enough for me.
Following on from the last post - Yes I did 😄
To answer the question in my previous post, @shirtlessmagirob.bsky.social did follow the instructions perfectly.
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Following on from the last post - Yes I did 😄
So whilst on a mission a came across this . . . . Did I follow the instructions?
You've been abandoned wearing just shorts & shoes in the middle of the countryside and after walking for a few miles, you come across this. Do you follow the instructions?
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
So whilst on a mission a came across this . . . . Did I follow the instructions?