Shirley Gnome
@shirleygnome.bsky.social
Sexually emancipated rodeo clown
Serious question - is Bluesky a place to post about shows, or is where we come to yell?
July 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Serious question - is Bluesky a place to post about shows, or is where we come to yell?
Thanks @winnipegcomedyfest.bsky.social for the amazing Saturday! 💖
May 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thanks @winnipegcomedyfest.bsky.social for the amazing Saturday! 💖
Has anyone had any experience doing the 5-minute Pitch and Perform at Pacific Contact?
April 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Has anyone had any experience doing the 5-minute Pitch and Perform at Pacific Contact?
For the first time since 2008, I didn’t watch a season of American drag race. I feel pleased about letting go of being a fan - although if Ru Rupologises to me, I’d consider watching it again maybe probs not
April 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
For the first time since 2008, I didn’t watch a season of American drag race. I feel pleased about letting go of being a fan - although if Ru Rupologises to me, I’d consider watching it again maybe probs not
Just like to address the rumours that were started at the Quadra Shuffle last night
No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back
No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back
April 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just like to address the rumours that were started at the Quadra Shuffle last night
No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back
No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back
Yes, the world is shit.
But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack.
So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE”
And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!”
Sometimes nice thing happen too.
But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack.
So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE”
And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!”
Sometimes nice thing happen too.
April 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Yes, the world is shit.
But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack.
So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE”
And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!”
Sometimes nice thing happen too.
But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack.
So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE”
And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!”
Sometimes nice thing happen too.
My newest album is out now.
It’s been 5 years since the last one
Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh
ffm.to/livebareandn...
It’s been 5 years since the last one
Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh
ffm.to/livebareandn...
Live, Bare and Natural
Choose your preferred music service
ffm.to
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My newest album is out now.
It’s been 5 years since the last one
Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh
ffm.to/livebareandn...
It’s been 5 years since the last one
Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh
ffm.to/livebareandn...
Pre-save album: ffm.to/livebareandn...
Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682...
@riotheatre.bsky.social
Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682...
@riotheatre.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Pre-save album: ffm.to/livebareandn...
Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682...
@riotheatre.bsky.social
Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682...
@riotheatre.bsky.social
Shared with me via dating app from Brad MacNeil, who absolutely knows the value of a ticket to my show. 😂 Bring someone special and I bet for sure they’ll rub you out. Early bird ends today #bestpromo
March 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Shared with me via dating app from Brad MacNeil, who absolutely knows the value of a ticket to my show. 😂 Bring someone special and I bet for sure they’ll rub you out. Early bird ends today #bestpromo
This beautiful jacket by Jen Boyne Western Wear is the basis of my album cover and poster art for my release party. I just found out from @riotheatre.bsky.social that we’ve sold 75 tickets already and we’re still 2 weeks away. Woah. Vancouver, you’re really rubbin my nub right now
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This beautiful jacket by Jen Boyne Western Wear is the basis of my album cover and poster art for my release party. I just found out from @riotheatre.bsky.social that we’ve sold 75 tickets already and we’re still 2 weeks away. Woah. Vancouver, you’re really rubbin my nub right now
Well. It finally happened.
This will be my first album that is not being released on CD.
I guess I better up my merch game
This will be my first album that is not being released on CD.
I guess I better up my merch game
March 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well. It finally happened.
This will be my first album that is not being released on CD.
I guess I better up my merch game
This will be my first album that is not being released on CD.
I guess I better up my merch game
Reposted by Shirley Gnome
Valentine’s Day means getting the ol’ granny panties out of retirement to shake it in an intimate theatre space. Had a great time in Hamilton but sadly we had to cancel the Stratford gig due to snow. I will be back Ontario!
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Valentine’s Day means getting the ol’ granny panties out of retirement to shake it in an intimate theatre space. Had a great time in Hamilton but sadly we had to cancel the Stratford gig due to snow. I will be back Ontario!
I will continue, as I have always done, to exclusively buy Hawkins Cheesies as my crunch munchy snack
February 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I will continue, as I have always done, to exclusively buy Hawkins Cheesies as my crunch munchy snack
Timeline cleanse
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Timeline cleanse
So anyway, can we show
hole here or what
hole here or what
January 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So anyway, can we show
hole here or what
hole here or what
The first post on a new social media app is pretty monumental
So I’d like to use it to ask an important question
Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked
So I’d like to use it to ask an important question
Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The first post on a new social media app is pretty monumental
So I’d like to use it to ask an important question
Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked
So I’d like to use it to ask an important question
Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked