This weird AI hallucination was produced when I went looking for a man to be asleep on a couch in the sunlight, and planned to write something like "A rare occasion for our beloved sibling to get a nap in."

Hey! i prefer to be called Detective Ploof!

Archaeologist: the cup was made by a Minoan potter in the 18th century BCE and contains some leftover ritual Minoan wine. I wouldn't drink it if I were you.