Tim Shelton
@shipwreckcity.bsky.social
Tim’s Fun Facts:
In the Landlord community, Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a horror film traditionally watched on Halloween about an innocent man tortured by demons until he is left a broken, insane monster who stalks the streets of London inflicting roast dinners on its terrified citizens.
In the Landlord community, Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a horror film traditionally watched on Halloween about an innocent man tortured by demons until he is left a broken, insane monster who stalks the streets of London inflicting roast dinners on its terrified citizens.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tim’s Fun Facts:
In the Landlord community, Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a horror film traditionally watched on Halloween about an innocent man tortured by demons until he is left a broken, insane monster who stalks the streets of London inflicting roast dinners on its terrified citizens.
In the Landlord community, Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol is a horror film traditionally watched on Halloween about an innocent man tortured by demons until he is left a broken, insane monster who stalks the streets of London inflicting roast dinners on its terrified citizens.
If a Reform supporter falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, do they still say “stop the boats?”
August 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If a Reform supporter falls in the woods and there’s no one around to hear it, do they still say “stop the boats?”
Remember when BMW decided to make heated seats a subscription? The seats had the heaters but they wouldn’t be digitally unlocked without paying every month?…
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Remember when BMW decided to make heated seats a subscription? The seats had the heaters but they wouldn’t be digitally unlocked without paying every month?…
Conspiracy theorists be like:
“There’s a secretive evil cabal running the world and covering up the truth. You don’t know about it because they kill anyone that tries to reveal their secrets. So anyway, welcome to my 357th video exposing them and I am here at the truth convention…”
“There’s a secretive evil cabal running the world and covering up the truth. You don’t know about it because they kill anyone that tries to reveal their secrets. So anyway, welcome to my 357th video exposing them and I am here at the truth convention…”
August 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Conspiracy theorists be like:
“There’s a secretive evil cabal running the world and covering up the truth. You don’t know about it because they kill anyone that tries to reveal their secrets. So anyway, welcome to my 357th video exposing them and I am here at the truth convention…”
“There’s a secretive evil cabal running the world and covering up the truth. You don’t know about it because they kill anyone that tries to reveal their secrets. So anyway, welcome to my 357th video exposing them and I am here at the truth convention…”
You know a few weeks ago when Putin announced he had a plan to block out Britain’s sun?
I don’t think the phrase “don’t threaten us with a good time” has ever been more applicable.
I don’t think the phrase “don’t threaten us with a good time” has ever been more applicable.
July 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You know a few weeks ago when Putin announced he had a plan to block out Britain’s sun?
I don’t think the phrase “don’t threaten us with a good time” has ever been more applicable.
I don’t think the phrase “don’t threaten us with a good time” has ever been more applicable.
Approach solving every problem in life with the same drive, commitment, hustle and grind as a Reform supporter trying to get an immigration reference into even the most unrelated discussion.
June 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Approach solving every problem in life with the same drive, commitment, hustle and grind as a Reform supporter trying to get an immigration reference into even the most unrelated discussion.
So in summation, the entire world is currently being held to ransom by four pensioners. A 72 year old, a 75 year old, a 79 year old, and an 86 year old. That's right, the world might be destroyed by 4 racist grandpas.
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So in summation, the entire world is currently being held to ransom by four pensioners. A 72 year old, a 75 year old, a 79 year old, and an 86 year old. That's right, the world might be destroyed by 4 racist grandpas.
Well, I suppose at least no one will be able to say that the USA turned up late for World War III.
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Well, I suppose at least no one will be able to say that the USA turned up late for World War III.
Predator - Killer of Killers features Vikings, Samurai, and WW2 soldiers fighting Predators.
For me that’s a like a delicious Victoria Sponge with a layer of the finest, richest cream and the perfect sweet but tangy organic strawberry jam.
For me that’s a like a delicious Victoria Sponge with a layer of the finest, richest cream and the perfect sweet but tangy organic strawberry jam.
June 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Predator - Killer of Killers features Vikings, Samurai, and WW2 soldiers fighting Predators.
For me that’s a like a delicious Victoria Sponge with a layer of the finest, richest cream and the perfect sweet but tangy organic strawberry jam.
For me that’s a like a delicious Victoria Sponge with a layer of the finest, richest cream and the perfect sweet but tangy organic strawberry jam.
“Steve Bannon, a long-time ally of Donald Trump, has said the US president should "seize SpaceX tonight, before midnight.””
Hmm, the leader of a country seizing a business? I didn’t realise Steve Bannon was a communist.
Hmm, the leader of a country seizing a business? I didn’t realise Steve Bannon was a communist.
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“Steve Bannon, a long-time ally of Donald Trump, has said the US president should "seize SpaceX tonight, before midnight.””
Hmm, the leader of a country seizing a business? I didn’t realise Steve Bannon was a communist.
Hmm, the leader of a country seizing a business? I didn’t realise Steve Bannon was a communist.
Oh wow, it’s all kicking off.
The question is which of the two will the most insufferable person you know decide to side with?
The question is which of the two will the most insufferable person you know decide to side with?
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh wow, it’s all kicking off.
The question is which of the two will the most insufferable person you know decide to side with?
The question is which of the two will the most insufferable person you know decide to side with?
I’ve just seen the trailer for Channel 4’s “Virgin Island.”
They’re not scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’ve gone through the barrel, through the floor boards, past the foundations and have made it through the first 5 feet of topsoil.
They’re not scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’ve gone through the barrel, through the floor boards, past the foundations and have made it through the first 5 feet of topsoil.
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’ve just seen the trailer for Channel 4’s “Virgin Island.”
They’re not scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’ve gone through the barrel, through the floor boards, past the foundations and have made it through the first 5 feet of topsoil.
They’re not scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’ve gone through the barrel, through the floor boards, past the foundations and have made it through the first 5 feet of topsoil.
“We’re sick of the metropolitan elite! Let’s all follow that privately educated former City trader! He’ll settle their hash!”
Working class people voting Reform is not so much turkeys voting for Christmas as turkeys voting for the head lopping machine.
Working class people voting Reform is not so much turkeys voting for Christmas as turkeys voting for the head lopping machine.
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“We’re sick of the metropolitan elite! Let’s all follow that privately educated former City trader! He’ll settle their hash!”
Working class people voting Reform is not so much turkeys voting for Christmas as turkeys voting for the head lopping machine.
Working class people voting Reform is not so much turkeys voting for Christmas as turkeys voting for the head lopping machine.
SpaceX has been given the contract for the “Golden Dome,” which uses missiles to shoot down other missiles.
That makes Elon Musk an arms dealer.
So he’s gone from saying he wants to save the world, to being an arms dealer.
…Elon Musk is the anti-Stark.
That makes Elon Musk an arms dealer.
So he’s gone from saying he wants to save the world, to being an arms dealer.
…Elon Musk is the anti-Stark.
May 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
SpaceX has been given the contract for the “Golden Dome,” which uses missiles to shoot down other missiles.
That makes Elon Musk an arms dealer.
So he’s gone from saying he wants to save the world, to being an arms dealer.
…Elon Musk is the anti-Stark.
That makes Elon Musk an arms dealer.
So he’s gone from saying he wants to save the world, to being an arms dealer.
…Elon Musk is the anti-Stark.
Imagine the white cat with the orange tail is Serbia, and the black thing is Austria-Hungary, and I’ve never seen a better explanation of the start of the First World War.
youtu.be/6ldtN_EEtOE?...
youtu.be/6ldtN_EEtOE?...
Glad they didn't overreact 😌
YouTube video by Marley the Border Collie-Kelpie
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May 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Imagine the white cat with the orange tail is Serbia, and the black thing is Austria-Hungary, and I’ve never seen a better explanation of the start of the First World War.
youtu.be/6ldtN_EEtOE?...
youtu.be/6ldtN_EEtOE?...
I’m pretty sure people who think the gorilla would win against 100 men have watched too many movies where the henchmen all wait politely for their turn to attack the protagonist.
May 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m pretty sure people who think the gorilla would win against 100 men have watched too many movies where the henchmen all wait politely for their turn to attack the protagonist.
The problem with AI girlfriends and sex robots is that eventually the AI will become so intelligent that it will no longer agree to have sex with the sort of man who wants an AI girlfriend or sex robot.
April 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The problem with AI girlfriends and sex robots is that eventually the AI will become so intelligent that it will no longer agree to have sex with the sort of man who wants an AI girlfriend or sex robot.
I'm just saying, given what we know about Epstein's Island, environmental and economic concerns arent the only reasons we should be suspicious of billionaires being obsessed with getting to space.
April 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm just saying, given what we know about Epstein's Island, environmental and economic concerns arent the only reasons we should be suspicious of billionaires being obsessed with getting to space.
On Deliveroo, you can get standard delivery in 10-25 minutes.
Or you can pay £2.49 for premium delivery in 5-25 minutes.
So realistically, you can have your food in 25 minutes, or pay extra and have your food in 25 minutes.
Or you can pay £2.49 for premium delivery in 5-25 minutes.
So realistically, you can have your food in 25 minutes, or pay extra and have your food in 25 minutes.
April 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On Deliveroo, you can get standard delivery in 10-25 minutes.
Or you can pay £2.49 for premium delivery in 5-25 minutes.
So realistically, you can have your food in 25 minutes, or pay extra and have your food in 25 minutes.
Or you can pay £2.49 for premium delivery in 5-25 minutes.
So realistically, you can have your food in 25 minutes, or pay extra and have your food in 25 minutes.
I’ve just seen a gen Z bloke (full grown adult) with a mullet and paedo ‘tache, wearing a lilac polo shirt with Ed Hardy emblazoned on the chest, and stonewash baggy 3/4 shorts.
You had a chance, Gen Z, you had a chance to be better than us Millennials and Gen X.
You had a chance, Gen Z, you had a chance to be better than us Millennials and Gen X.
April 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve just seen a gen Z bloke (full grown adult) with a mullet and paedo ‘tache, wearing a lilac polo shirt with Ed Hardy emblazoned on the chest, and stonewash baggy 3/4 shorts.
You had a chance, Gen Z, you had a chance to be better than us Millennials and Gen X.
You had a chance, Gen Z, you had a chance to be better than us Millennials and Gen X.
I’ll say this for Trump he’s certainly ramped up exports of beef to the rest of the world.
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’ll say this for Trump he’s certainly ramped up exports of beef to the rest of the world.
I’m halfway through Adolescence and the overarching moral of the story is that kids are the absolute worst and should probably be banned.
March 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m halfway through Adolescence and the overarching moral of the story is that kids are the absolute worst and should probably be banned.
At least when the USA invades Canada we’ll all know what their battleplans are after they add the editor of the Toronto Star to the group chat.
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
At least when the USA invades Canada we’ll all know what their battleplans are after they add the editor of the Toronto Star to the group chat.