Shippo104
@shippo104.bsky.social
i stream auto battlers on twitch occasionaly and i will always tell dad jokes
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
February 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
February 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
How do cows do math? With a cowculator!
January 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
How do cows do math? With a cowculator!
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
November 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.
How do elephants keep cool in the summer?
Ear conditioning!
Ear conditioning!
November 4, 2024 at 6:48 PM
How do elephants keep cool in the summer?
Ear conditioning!
Ear conditioning!
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
A solar bear.
October 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
A solar bear.
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
October 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
"Where do math teachers go on vacation?" "Times Square."
October 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
"Where do math teachers go on vacation?" "Times Square."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
October 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
"When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"
October 20, 2024 at 9:40 PM
"When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"
My dream job would be to clean mirrors. I could really see myself doing that.
October 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
My dream job would be to clean mirrors. I could really see myself doing that.
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.
October 17, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.