Magpie
@shipmancer.bsky.social
Magpie • she/her • 25+ • 🏳️🌈
Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞
Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞
Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too
Family dinner on the 28th, new hazbin on 29th and going to see chainsaw man on the 30th im! Gonna be exhausted!! What is happening this october!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Family dinner on the 28th, new hazbin on 29th and going to see chainsaw man on the 30th im! Gonna be exhausted!! What is happening this october!!!
None of the fics i follow have updated in 20+ days send help im wasting away over here
August 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
None of the fics i follow have updated in 20+ days send help im wasting away over here
Old crush is at the bus stop what do?
June 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Old crush is at the bus stop what do?
Tryibg to follow someones locked account after they have just been targeted by a big call-out like NO WAITTTT im not one of them!!!! I actually wanna see the stuff you do!!! Please lower the bridge i swear im nice i just wanna see your drawings of wieners……..
June 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tryibg to follow someones locked account after they have just been targeted by a big call-out like NO WAITTTT im not one of them!!!! I actually wanna see the stuff you do!!! Please lower the bridge i swear im nice i just wanna see your drawings of wieners……..
Mfw Vel is confirmed lesbian 🧡🤍🩷 vs Mfw this means people are gonna be horrible to polyvees shippers for the rest of time
April 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mfw Vel is confirmed lesbian 🧡🤍🩷 vs Mfw this means people are gonna be horrible to polyvees shippers for the rest of time
Cant reblog this to my Good Christian tumblr so it goes here
April 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Cant reblog this to my Good Christian tumblr so it goes here
Pictured: amnbinal who will eat half a loaf of break and then throw it up again and still learns nothing from the experience. Stop fucking eating BREAD
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Pictured: amnbinal who will eat half a loaf of break and then throw it up again and still learns nothing from the experience. Stop fucking eating BREAD
The piss gnomes got another. Tragic. When will their terror end? 😔😔
April 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The piss gnomes got another. Tragic. When will their terror end? 😔😔
Seeing people genuinely get mad at this post and having to physically hold myself back from replying “looks like the piss gnomes got to you”
April 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Seeing people genuinely get mad at this post and having to physically hold myself back from replying “looks like the piss gnomes got to you”
Every time i see them this is all I can think (positive)
April 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Every time i see them this is all I can think (positive)
Now there is a lot of valid reasons to not like parent/child pairings, but “they look like siblings” is probably the one reason that doesnt make sense. Your hang up over a problematic ship isnt the incest, but that… two direct relatives share physical attributes??? Im so confused bro 😮💨
April 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Now there is a lot of valid reasons to not like parent/child pairings, but “they look like siblings” is probably the one reason that doesnt make sense. Your hang up over a problematic ship isnt the incest, but that… two direct relatives share physical attributes??? Im so confused bro 😮💨
Brother you basically entered the ocean and got mad that you got wet. what are you talking abouuut the whole DLC is just about a gay marriage between two brothers. The final boss is them, married. Why would you be into a game with canon incest if it makes you mad???? Go play somethibg else???
February 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Brother you basically entered the ocean and got mad that you got wet. what are you talking abouuut the whole DLC is just about a gay marriage between two brothers. The final boss is them, married. Why would you be into a game with canon incest if it makes you mad???? Go play somethibg else???
And there it is. Bestie theyre slutty clown twin fishgirls that live in literal hell, sister kissing is the least of the problem here. God forbid women do anything 🙄 /j
February 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And there it is. Bestie theyre slutty clown twin fishgirls that live in literal hell, sister kissing is the least of the problem here. God forbid women do anything 🙄 /j
Vvvvvvvery inch-resting glitz+glam valentine merch drop….. very…… enlightening…….
February 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Vvvvvvvery inch-resting glitz+glam valentine merch drop….. very…… enlightening…….
I do not know what kind of autism cocaine they put in that game but it makes my brain Freak the Fuck outttttt its just. Its so. Blather roudn.
February 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I do not know what kind of autism cocaine they put in that game but it makes my brain Freak the Fuck outttttt its just. Its so. Blather roudn.
guess i should post this here too #helluvaboss #helluvabossbelphegor
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
guess i should post this here too #helluvaboss #helluvabossbelphegor
I thought abt it for more than 0.2 seconds and now im like. Hold on one fucking second why can i find clues. What is going on here
January 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I thought abt it for more than 0.2 seconds and now im like. Hold on one fucking second why can i find clues. What is going on here
My notp getting official merch… i now understand why people punch walls that shit is DISGUSTEEEN
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My notp getting official merch… i now understand why people punch walls that shit is DISGUSTEEEN
Saw a post that i thought was abt a fun and kinky pairing but it turned out to be just WEEEEEIRD fucking transphobia and a SERIOUS lack of understanding of writing.
Come on man. Why cant we just be freaks (affectionate) instead of freaks (derogative).
Come on man. Why cant we just be freaks (affectionate) instead of freaks (derogative).
December 22, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Saw a post that i thought was abt a fun and kinky pairing but it turned out to be just WEEEEEIRD fucking transphobia and a SERIOUS lack of understanding of writing.
Come on man. Why cant we just be freaks (affectionate) instead of freaks (derogative).
Come on man. Why cant we just be freaks (affectionate) instead of freaks (derogative).
NEW EPISODE IS STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUUUUT WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEAN
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
NEW EPISODE IS STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUUUUT WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEAN
Officially finished my last day at work. Only crying my eyes out a little about it.
October 31, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Officially finished my last day at work. Only crying my eyes out a little about it.
Me seeing a topless girl: “Boob!” :D
Said girl in the scene: “‘boob’? What are you, five?”
Me:
Said girl in the scene: “‘boob’? What are you, five?”
Me:
April 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Me seeing a topless girl: “Boob!” :D
Said girl in the scene: “‘boob’? What are you, five?”
Me:
Said girl in the scene: “‘boob’? What are you, five?”
Me:
The coach GOTTA be playing her right??? Hes lying for his own safety??? Right???
SHAUNAS DAUGHTER TRYING TO BLACKMAIL HER?????? GIRL YOUR MOTHER IS A COLD-BLOODED KILLER DO NOTTTTT CHALLENGE HER!!!
SHAUNAS DAUGHTER TRYING TO BLACKMAIL HER?????? GIRL YOUR MOTHER IS A COLD-BLOODED KILLER DO NOTTTTT CHALLENGE HER!!!
April 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
The coach GOTTA be playing her right??? Hes lying for his own safety??? Right???
SHAUNAS DAUGHTER TRYING TO BLACKMAIL HER?????? GIRL YOUR MOTHER IS A COLD-BLOODED KILLER DO NOTTTTT CHALLENGE HER!!!
SHAUNAS DAUGHTER TRYING TO BLACKMAIL HER?????? GIRL YOUR MOTHER IS A COLD-BLOODED KILLER DO NOTTTTT CHALLENGE HER!!!
Never mind mom visited and now i crave death. Oh god why must i have autism i hate this i hate this i hate this. Im gonna bite something fuck everythingggggg
April 9, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Never mind mom visited and now i crave death. Oh god why must i have autism i hate this i hate this i hate this. Im gonna bite something fuck everythingggggg