the weather in ireland doesn’t let me be a slut
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
the weather in ireland doesn’t let me be a slut
“popular with friends” and it’s furry cheeks
January 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“popular with friends” and it’s furry cheeks
if I send you this it means you’re so fucking ugly
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
if I send you this it means you’re so fucking ugly
I was serious lol
twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I was serious lol
was put on twitter jail until the evening because I told a stan account “kys”… oops…
January 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
was put on twitter jail until the evening because I told a stan account “kys”… oops…
if I’m on a liking spree on your profile, please know that I am hard and it’s all your fault.
November 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
if I’m on a liking spree on your profile, please know that I am hard and it’s all your fault.
for a second I thought the app was describing who followed me
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 PM
for a second I thought the app was describing who followed me
twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day
November 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
twitter tl making me wanna tell everyone to kill themselves vs bsky tl making me wanna jack off all day
back to back to back
November 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM
back to back to back
took preworkout, got ready and went to the gym only to find out that it’s not open
November 23, 2024 at 11:10 AM
took preworkout, got ready and went to the gym only to find out that it’s not open
SUCCULENT SATURDAY when everyone posts ass
So what do we post on Saturdays then
November 23, 2024 at 10:51 AM
SUCCULENT SATURDAY when everyone posts ass
if you block me there’s something seriously wrong with you like very wrong idk
November 23, 2024 at 10:00 AM
if you block me there’s something seriously wrong with you like very wrong idk
they have a literal goat as a professor but they’re shocked that there is a green girl????
November 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
they have a literal goat as a professor but they’re shocked that there is a green girl????
Nooo please :)) dont kill yourself :)))) your ass is huge :)))))))))))))
November 22, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Nooo please :)) dont kill yourself :)))) your ass is huge :)))))))))))))
I hate living in a cold city, all those workouts and good diet is for what? to wear 3 layers of clothing?????
November 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I hate living in a cold city, all those workouts and good diet is for what? to wear 3 layers of clothing?????
you sound like you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up
November 22, 2024 at 8:08 AM
you sound like you’ve never been told to shut the fuck up
i’m afraid i’ll come over there and touch your insides if you keep liking all of my posts
November 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM
i’m afraid i’ll come over there and touch your insides if you keep liking all of my posts
I still couldn’t get used to the notifications here. it shows 6474748484 new notifications and I click and see 3 likes 1 follow
a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .
ALT: a close up of a cricket crawling on a floor .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I still couldn’t get used to the notifications here. it shows 6474748484 new notifications and I click and see 3 likes 1 follow
let them know
🚨 @shinywiglett.bsky.social has been added to Tops of Bluesky
November 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
let them know
i could be a great career coach but if i need to talk to someone for more than 10 minutes about work my nose starts bleeding like i’m out of my psychic energy………
November 20, 2024 at 8:15 PM
i could be a great career coach but if i need to talk to someone for more than 10 minutes about work my nose starts bleeding like i’m out of my psychic energy………
how can I transfer all my good oomfs from twitter to here and leave bad oomfs there and lock the doors?
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
how can I transfer all my good oomfs from twitter to here and leave bad oomfs there and lock the doors?
200 likes for a post on bluesky is equivalent of 10k likes on the dead bird app
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
200 likes for a post on bluesky is equivalent of 10k likes on the dead bird app
sorry i’m just out of a serious meeting and this is how i cope
ok but when is “suck my balls dry day”?
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
sorry i’m just out of a serious meeting and this is how i cope