who dat though

my sister bought me this and i am THRILLED. going to channel my inner tom nook and rinse everybody

giving this a try. i have no idea what’s going on, my gasts are flabbered and i really want a cheeseburger. great combo

my son (not even one year old) just toddled over to the babygate, looked me straight in the eyes and unlocked it with ease

sir, it’s barely 9am. ima need a minute here

i severely regret getting a toniebox for christmas because anthony has been pottering around singing “woody’s roundup” for the past few hours and it’s getting on my titties

i used to spend an absurd amount of time achievement hunting, speedrunning platinums and not considering a game “completed” unless i’d finished eeeevery tiny bit of content

it was great fun and something i genuinely didn’t consider a slog, no ragrets etc

well that went HORRIBLY.

but i met a cat, so it balances out

my little sister (10 years younger) has finally gotten into gaming recently.. and her animal crossing island is better than mine. MILES better. (nook miles better? heheheh) outstanding. phenomenal. i cannot compete. i’ve lost.

i’m so proud

i’ve been granted some rare “me time” - i’m supposed to be prepping for this interview but instead i’m in the bath watching clips from the grey’s anatomy musical episode. so, if i don’t get the job, i absolutely 100% without a doubt deserve it, fair enough

i absolutely have major mommy issues. i just want her to hug me. or tell me to go clean my room

i’ve recently discovered (don’t ask how) that the only way my son will get any sleep is by listening to gale force winds. max volume. all night. all i can hear through the baby monitor is a small typhoon, and the neighbours are definitely cursing my bloodline

i have a job interview on wednesday and it’s kinda huge. like, it could improve life massively. i tick most of the boxes, but i’m gonna have to pull some stuff outta my arse too. please pray for me/rub a lamp/wish on a star/cross your fingers/suck ya mum/send good vibes

started this last night. i haven’t got very far but if anything happens to swann, i’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself

oh i suppose i should probably say something about gaming

well, my days of hardcore achievement hunting seem to be long behind me (cheers, milk fuelled menace) HOWEVER, i did recently manage to uh… dig a very big hole. that’s it guys. that’s all i got, sorry

it’s our anniversary today, and i don’t know how to tell anthony that i have the diddly squits. he’s just gone to drop off the boy to grandparents for a child-free afternoon and i’m sat on the toilet fighting for my life.

never thought i’d say this, but please don’t propose. not today. dear god no

oh, some news:

those of you who have put up with me for years know that 99% of my energy has been spent whinging that i’m TIRED after a 24hr shift, and that work is slowly causing my body, soul snd brain to disintegrate

so anyways, i finally quit my job

unrelated: anyone hiring??? hello??

so, i recently started hades 2 and i’m absolutely wank at it. shocking. not getting anywhere fast. totally wasting my time. just not clicking. never been more terrible at a game.

i’m obsessed

happy new year!