Joe
@shiny.diamonds
Ex graphic designer pretending to be a web developer // Manchester UK // jpgb.uk
Views are that of my cat
Views are that of my cat
Ok there’s a very real possibility I kidnapped my cat
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ok there’s a very real possibility I kidnapped my cat
People complain A LOT about Vercel pricing but I’ve got 20+ deployments on there for SME type businesses and I’m paying $35 a month.
Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.
Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.
March 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People complain A LOT about Vercel pricing but I’ve got 20+ deployments on there for SME type businesses and I’m paying $35 a month.
Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.
Back when I was hosting Wordpress sites I’d be paying at least double that for a VPS for that many sites.
Next time my mum asks me what my job is I’m going to say this
January 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Next time my mum asks me what my job is I’m going to say this
Literally the only way to to stay at a party past 10pm when you’re 30+
January 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Literally the only way to to stay at a party past 10pm when you’re 30+
Hello this is the billings department from Your Bank™. For the securities we need you to confirm some details with us. Please click secure link yourbank.xyz.phishing.scam
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Hello this is the billings department from Your Bank™. For the securities we need you to confirm some details with us. Please click secure link yourbank.xyz.phishing.scam
No snow without at least 3 days of slush
December 25, 2024 at 10:46 PM
No snow without at least 3 days of slush
There’s too much to take in with this pic
December 24, 2024 at 11:06 PM
There’s too much to take in with this pic
I feel you man. Chlamydia is not fun.
December 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I feel you man. Chlamydia is not fun.
Yep. If you’re making an email signature or HTML email you’ve pretty much got to forget everything from 1998 onwards. It’s such a drag.
December 21, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Yep. If you’re making an email signature or HTML email you’ve pretty much got to forget everything from 1998 onwards. It’s such a drag.
Into the notes app you go
December 21, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Into the notes app you go
Whatever you feel most comfortable on. For me the screen is more important than the computer. Eye strain is no joke
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Whatever you feel most comfortable on. For me the screen is more important than the computer. Eye strain is no joke
The reasons they always seem to give during the announcements are:
“Due to a shortage of train staff”
“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”
“Due to a shortage of train staff”
“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”
December 20, 2024 at 7:33 AM
The reasons they always seem to give during the announcements are:
“Due to a shortage of train staff”
“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”
“Due to a shortage of train staff”
“Due to a unexpected change to the service timetable” - this one is funny because it reads like “it’s cancelled because it’s cancelled”
Dude. 26 days streak. My partner would murder me if I did that 😂
December 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Dude. 26 days streak. My partner would murder me if I did that 😂
That Pac-Man one. I have notes haha.
December 17, 2024 at 10:33 PM
That Pac-Man one. I have notes haha.
He didn’t even get the cash reward (sent the note up the wrong chimney)
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 AM
He didn’t even get the cash reward (sent the note up the wrong chimney)
I think everyone would like this 😄
December 12, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I think everyone would like this 😄