Shinplaster
shinplaster.bsky.social
Shinplaster
@shinplaster.bsky.social
24, M, he/him
Enjoyer of Kekkai Sensen, Arknights, Xenoblade, and [Fourth Thing Here]

Will private accounts ever be a thing? Who knows. Until then, here I am, to post my nonsense. If you know me from somewhere else, no you don't. Not in public, at least.
This milkshake I had a while back looks like it had someone’s soul in it. Like you can sort of see a guy in it…

It was huckleberry. Quite tasty.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
water (like the arrow).

Seattle is evacuated, but not swiftly enough. Thousands watch in horror as colossal beasts approaches, the ground shaking with each step...
And then... and then the air is split by a thunderous, impossible sound.

"MOOOOOOOOO!!!"

From the Cascades (I think they're just to-
July 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Once again thinking about one of my favorite cryptids... Gumberoo...

I think, if it was a pokemon, it's typing would be Grass-Steel. It's weakness is fire, which causes it to Explode. But it can shrug off arrows and axe wounds. Also it was supposedly first made up by lumberjacks, so. Trees.
June 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
top 10 rappers eminem is too afraid to diss
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Shoutout to that time Chain admitted she tried to steal the means to launch nukes
May 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have built a new bed frame
Go me...
May 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Color of Ado…
Airport, at least.
March 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
mandela catalog
March 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM