May the tylenol and coffee be stronger than my toddler's will today #threenager #thatmomlife #nosleep

They say "look at that body!" I say "thanks, I stress out!"

Republican Jesus is the worst Jesus. I said what I said.

I miss the days when my snack choices weren't limited on what my toddler ate for lunch. Catch me in the pantry sneaking chips. #motherhood #toddleryears #girlmom #snacks

I never knew in my 30's I couldn't eat ice cream whenever I wanted because the child I created refused her dinner #toddler #ferralchild #sweets #girlmom