John S.
@shinaverse.bsky.social
I like nerd stuff, I'm okay at art, sometimes I'm funny.
Last night, I got one of those "Nostalgia Cravings", and ordered a large pan pizza from Pizza Hut for dinner.
Never in my life have I ordered a pizza and thought, I should have ordered Little Ceasars instead.
Guys, it was straight awful. AWFUL.
Literally everyone now out-pizzas the Hut.
Sad.
Never in my life have I ordered a pizza and thought, I should have ordered Little Ceasars instead.
Guys, it was straight awful. AWFUL.
Literally everyone now out-pizzas the Hut.
Sad.
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Last night, I got one of those "Nostalgia Cravings", and ordered a large pan pizza from Pizza Hut for dinner.
Never in my life have I ordered a pizza and thought, I should have ordered Little Ceasars instead.
Guys, it was straight awful. AWFUL.
Literally everyone now out-pizzas the Hut.
Sad.
Never in my life have I ordered a pizza and thought, I should have ordered Little Ceasars instead.
Guys, it was straight awful. AWFUL.
Literally everyone now out-pizzas the Hut.
Sad.
Billion Dollar Idea: Urgentcare Spa Center.
Think about it, when do people want to be taken care of more than when they are sick?
Get a bunch of Massueses in Hazmat suits to pamper people feeling miserable and under the weather. People would pay a fortune for that!
This idea is genius.
Think about it, when do people want to be taken care of more than when they are sick?
Get a bunch of Massueses in Hazmat suits to pamper people feeling miserable and under the weather. People would pay a fortune for that!
This idea is genius.
February 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Billion Dollar Idea: Urgentcare Spa Center.
Think about it, when do people want to be taken care of more than when they are sick?
Get a bunch of Massueses in Hazmat suits to pamper people feeling miserable and under the weather. People would pay a fortune for that!
This idea is genius.
Think about it, when do people want to be taken care of more than when they are sick?
Get a bunch of Massueses in Hazmat suits to pamper people feeling miserable and under the weather. People would pay a fortune for that!
This idea is genius.
I wish people still cared about each other. Watching this world fall apart and people convince themselves that empathy is a sin has been truly crushing to watch.
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I wish people still cared about each other. Watching this world fall apart and people convince themselves that empathy is a sin has been truly crushing to watch.
So today, I accidentally walked into the most absurd point in a random conversation ever.
"So my friend is really obsessed with 9/11. You know how it is... autism."
I'm just like, "wait... yo, what the fuck??" 🤣
"So my friend is really obsessed with 9/11. You know how it is... autism."
I'm just like, "wait... yo, what the fuck??" 🤣
February 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So today, I accidentally walked into the most absurd point in a random conversation ever.
"So my friend is really obsessed with 9/11. You know how it is... autism."
I'm just like, "wait... yo, what the fuck??" 🤣
"So my friend is really obsessed with 9/11. You know how it is... autism."
I'm just like, "wait... yo, what the fuck??" 🤣
Happy single awareness day to those who celebrate. And for those who don't, may you and your partner make Durex manufacturers rue the day as they struggle to keep production up to meet your demands.
Have fun out there, and stay safe.
Have fun out there, and stay safe.
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Happy single awareness day to those who celebrate. And for those who don't, may you and your partner make Durex manufacturers rue the day as they struggle to keep production up to meet your demands.
Have fun out there, and stay safe.
Have fun out there, and stay safe.
Half-baked movie idea: A bunch of canibals go around eating exclusively old people by turning them into soup. They were tired of always being told by their elders, "you are what you eat", so they took their literal revenge.
Idk. But let's face it, it's not THE WORST B-movie plot you've ever heard.
Idk. But let's face it, it's not THE WORST B-movie plot you've ever heard.
February 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Half-baked movie idea: A bunch of canibals go around eating exclusively old people by turning them into soup. They were tired of always being told by their elders, "you are what you eat", so they took their literal revenge.
Idk. But let's face it, it's not THE WORST B-movie plot you've ever heard.
Idk. But let's face it, it's not THE WORST B-movie plot you've ever heard.
The world is going to hell, and it's disheartening and overwhelming, but I hope you take a moment to feel beautiful and loved today.
February 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The world is going to hell, and it's disheartening and overwhelming, but I hope you take a moment to feel beautiful and loved today.
Early 3D graphic video games characters were super stylish. No matter what outfit those old school characters were wearing, they always looked SHARP.
THEY LOOKED SHARP. YOU GET IT!? BECAUSE POLYGONS!
I'm hilarious, and you should have me at parties.
THEY LOOKED SHARP. YOU GET IT!? BECAUSE POLYGONS!
I'm hilarious, and you should have me at parties.
February 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Early 3D graphic video games characters were super stylish. No matter what outfit those old school characters were wearing, they always looked SHARP.
THEY LOOKED SHARP. YOU GET IT!? BECAUSE POLYGONS!
I'm hilarious, and you should have me at parties.
THEY LOOKED SHARP. YOU GET IT!? BECAUSE POLYGONS!
I'm hilarious, and you should have me at parties.
Biblically accurate Son Goku with a hick accent is best Goku.
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Biblically accurate Son Goku with a hick accent is best Goku.
I understand why, as a man, I probably shouldn't do it in public, but I went for a run today on my treadmill in just a pair of Under Armour spandex pants.
DUDE, IT WAS INSANELY COMFORTABLE.
I understand now why women work out so much in them. I would totally do so too. It's just this damn penis!
DUDE, IT WAS INSANELY COMFORTABLE.
I understand now why women work out so much in them. I would totally do so too. It's just this damn penis!
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I understand why, as a man, I probably shouldn't do it in public, but I went for a run today on my treadmill in just a pair of Under Armour spandex pants.
DUDE, IT WAS INSANELY COMFORTABLE.
I understand now why women work out so much in them. I would totally do so too. It's just this damn penis!
DUDE, IT WAS INSANELY COMFORTABLE.
I understand now why women work out so much in them. I would totally do so too. It's just this damn penis!
Moral of American Spider-man stories:
"With great power, there must also come great responsibility."
Moral of Japanese Spider-Man stories:
"Never abandon your blood feud, and don't stop until you have had your revenge!"
Japanese Spider-man fucking rules.
"With great power, there must also come great responsibility."
Moral of Japanese Spider-Man stories:
"Never abandon your blood feud, and don't stop until you have had your revenge!"
Japanese Spider-man fucking rules.
January 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Moral of American Spider-man stories:
"With great power, there must also come great responsibility."
Moral of Japanese Spider-Man stories:
"Never abandon your blood feud, and don't stop until you have had your revenge!"
Japanese Spider-man fucking rules.
"With great power, there must also come great responsibility."
Moral of Japanese Spider-Man stories:
"Never abandon your blood feud, and don't stop until you have had your revenge!"
Japanese Spider-man fucking rules.
So, Tushy is a brand of bidets that I get targeted ads for all the time. But if you try to go to "TushyDotCom", it takes you to a very different, VERY NSFW site. This is immensely funny to me. The fact that someone was using this domain for porn, and they still went all in with that product name?
🤣
🤣
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So, Tushy is a brand of bidets that I get targeted ads for all the time. But if you try to go to "TushyDotCom", it takes you to a very different, VERY NSFW site. This is immensely funny to me. The fact that someone was using this domain for porn, and they still went all in with that product name?
🤣
🤣
I still feel robbed that we never got that 3rd Tim Burton Batman flick.
Billy Dee Williams would have absolutely CRUSHED IT as Two-Face...
Billy Dee Williams would have absolutely CRUSHED IT as Two-Face...
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I still feel robbed that we never got that 3rd Tim Burton Batman flick.
Billy Dee Williams would have absolutely CRUSHED IT as Two-Face...
Billy Dee Williams would have absolutely CRUSHED IT as Two-Face...
Haven't sketched anything in a while, so here's my first drawing of 2025.
January 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Haven't sketched anything in a while, so here's my first drawing of 2025.
Why do we refer to things that are awesome as badass? Shouldn't we instead refer to them as "goodass"? I think that may be the one universal constant of people across the gender/sexual spectrum. Everyone appreciates a good ass.
"There's a lot of bad stuff in this world. But that's pretty goodass".
"There's a lot of bad stuff in this world. But that's pretty goodass".
January 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Why do we refer to things that are awesome as badass? Shouldn't we instead refer to them as "goodass"? I think that may be the one universal constant of people across the gender/sexual spectrum. Everyone appreciates a good ass.
"There's a lot of bad stuff in this world. But that's pretty goodass".
"There's a lot of bad stuff in this world. But that's pretty goodass".
As much as I love the guy, Spider-man, thankfully, doesn't actually do everything a spider can. There has never been a moment where I have sat down in the bathroom to do my business, and Spider-man creeped up from behind and literally scared the shit out of me. I'm very grateful for this limitation.
January 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
As much as I love the guy, Spider-man, thankfully, doesn't actually do everything a spider can. There has never been a moment where I have sat down in the bathroom to do my business, and Spider-man creeped up from behind and literally scared the shit out of me. I'm very grateful for this limitation.
A gay friend of mine called me yesterday, and we talked for hours about how scared he and his husband are that "they" are going to take their son from them. Not that I haven't been exhausted with it all before that, but something about that just broke me.
This really is the world we voted for...
This really is the world we voted for...
January 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A gay friend of mine called me yesterday, and we talked for hours about how scared he and his husband are that "they" are going to take their son from them. Not that I haven't been exhausted with it all before that, but something about that just broke me.
This really is the world we voted for...
This really is the world we voted for...
You know, sorry, intruisive thought rant, but I don't think it's brought up enough, but Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo was so f***-ing baked all the G.D. time, with munchies so chronically bad, people could persuade him to do just about anything they wanted... for LITERAL dog food.
January 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You know, sorry, intruisive thought rant, but I don't think it's brought up enough, but Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo was so f***-ing baked all the G.D. time, with munchies so chronically bad, people could persuade him to do just about anything they wanted... for LITERAL dog food.
True affection is when you can be weird with each other. Whether it's platonic or romantic, your people who really love you do so for who you are underneath the masks we wear to navigate the world, not in spite of it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
True affection is when you can be weird with each other. Whether it's platonic or romantic, your people who really love you do so for who you are underneath the masks we wear to navigate the world, not in spite of it.
What do you call it when you lose 25% of your roof?
..."oof".
..."oof".
January 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What do you call it when you lose 25% of your roof?
..."oof".
..."oof".
When I was younger, I genuinely wanted a family. I wanted to give them all the love I never had and try to do better. Now, I don't ever want kids, because I can't imagine raising a child in this late-capitalism, fascist hellscape. I think it would be too cruel. Remind me how America is great again?
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
When I was younger, I genuinely wanted a family. I wanted to give them all the love I never had and try to do better. Now, I don't ever want kids, because I can't imagine raising a child in this late-capitalism, fascist hellscape. I think it would be too cruel. Remind me how America is great again?
-3°F is just.... so heckin rude.
This isn't wind chill. So glad we destabilized the polar vortex with climate change and this is just life now. 🙃
This isn't wind chill. So glad we destabilized the polar vortex with climate change and this is just life now. 🙃
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
-3°F is just.... so heckin rude.
This isn't wind chill. So glad we destabilized the polar vortex with climate change and this is just life now. 🙃
This isn't wind chill. So glad we destabilized the polar vortex with climate change and this is just life now. 🙃
Wasn't the descent into full blown fascism suppose to at least lower the cost of eggs? This whole thing sucks.
January 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wasn't the descent into full blown fascism suppose to at least lower the cost of eggs? This whole thing sucks.
As people age, our hair becomes salt and pepper. The older you get, the more the ratio starts to favor the salt. Everyone knows too much salt is bad for you, which is the real reason why old people have high blood pressure. It's the only logical explanation.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
January 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As people age, our hair becomes salt and pepper. The older you get, the more the ratio starts to favor the salt. Everyone knows too much salt is bad for you, which is the real reason why old people have high blood pressure. It's the only logical explanation.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
Someone on the internet once said that Ska music is the music equivalent of what a 10-year-old feels in his heart when he receives a piece of birthday cake, and I think about that all the time...
January 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Someone on the internet once said that Ska music is the music equivalent of what a 10-year-old feels in his heart when he receives a piece of birthday cake, and I think about that all the time...