Shimmellema
@shimmellema.bsky.social
He/Him. Passing the time to pass the time. Go bills. Don’t put people on pedestals. My name is for my friends.
In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In my latest book, “Abundance”, I address how I have too many board games and need the government to invest in me getting them played
The Christmas Truce, but the Battle of Hoth.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Christmas Truce, but the Battle of Hoth.
The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor??
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The way US American commercials say “ask you doctor about…” makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using to watch ‘television’- what doctor?! People have *a* doctor??
Wait I don’t want it to end
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Wait I don’t want it to end
I want to play- put me in
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I want to play- put me in
I want to die but also go bills
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I want to die but also go bills
How are leaf blowers legal.
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How are leaf blowers legal.
Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach.
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Baby formula is not war materiel. This shit makes me so sick that my stomach.
Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god.
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just listened to what’s her face’s memorial service and like… I’m pretty sure my god is a different god than these freaks’ god.
Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk.
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Life is precious, which is exactly why you shouldn’t waste it by becoming anything like Charlie Kirk.
“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“I won’t stand for these ad hominem attacks” says man who is both wrong *and* acting like a dick
Why didn’t the Chargers go for 2?
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why didn’t the Chargers go for 2?
Rome makes a dessert and calls it pizza
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Rome makes a dessert and calls it pizza
2 step verification should register the fact that my iPad is in fact not charged which confirms it’s me
August 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
2 step verification should register the fact that my iPad is in fact not charged which confirms it’s me
C’mon folks let’s get this post to 420 likes (BSky viral)
Left of Dial Media published a list of the 100 greatest podcasts of all time, and we have great news about our placement
August 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
C’mon folks let’s get this post to 420 likes (BSky viral)
If bugs would help pay for things it’d be way cooler to find them in your home
August 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If bugs would help pay for things it’d be way cooler to find them in your home
In my lifetime centrists have gone from the “oh, I’m socially progressive, just economically conservative” of my childhood to the “oh, I’m economically progressive, but socially a fascist piece of shit” of today
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In my lifetime centrists have gone from the “oh, I’m socially progressive, just economically conservative” of my childhood to the “oh, I’m economically progressive, but socially a fascist piece of shit” of today
With everything going on- I think it’s important to not lose sight of the important issues; the new instagram stories font looks like early oughts ass and I am embarrassed for you.
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
With everything going on- I think it’s important to not lose sight of the important issues; the new instagram stories font looks like early oughts ass and I am embarrassed for you.
What is with the modern marketing aesthetic that is just constantly slapping things down onto surfaces? I don’t actually care what the answer is but I also think it’s Wes Anderson’s fault.
July 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
What is with the modern marketing aesthetic that is just constantly slapping things down onto surfaces? I don’t actually care what the answer is but I also think it’s Wes Anderson’s fault.
We need a government that can get things done, can build again! In the following cash grab of a book, I will explain why stripping the state of any dwindling remaining power it may have to regulate is good actually and somehow not completely contradictory to what I just said…
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We need a government that can get things done, can build again! In the following cash grab of a book, I will explain why stripping the state of any dwindling remaining power it may have to regulate is good actually and somehow not completely contradictory to what I just said…
All kinds of recipes and instructions call for 1/4 of an inch of something… and honestly if feels like they have no idea what 0.250” actually is. It bothers me way more than it should but these are the kinds of things that have prevented me from thriving in society.
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
All kinds of recipes and instructions call for 1/4 of an inch of something… and honestly if feels like they have no idea what 0.250” actually is. It bothers me way more than it should but these are the kinds of things that have prevented me from thriving in society.
There is a level of ‘what the fucking hell’ we are living through that I think we should give ourselves credit for
April 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There is a level of ‘what the fucking hell’ we are living through that I think we should give ourselves credit for
There are few marketing feats greater than the auto industry making plastic look tough. What a world.
April 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There are few marketing feats greater than the auto industry making plastic look tough. What a world.
There are several specific people whom I would hope consider taking a bath with a toaster in the near future
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There are several specific people whom I would hope consider taking a bath with a toaster in the near future
You should really consider backing Homo Ludens on KoFi for access to @fredserval.bsky.social ‘s amazing discord. Where else can you play games and shoot the shit with a talking dog, a talking mouse, and a cardboard tank?
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You should really consider backing Homo Ludens on KoFi for access to @fredserval.bsky.social ‘s amazing discord. Where else can you play games and shoot the shit with a talking dog, a talking mouse, and a cardboard tank?