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Shimbobulus
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November 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
im the ONLY person in this catholic church thinking about yaoi and ALSO the only one with a cartoon thought bunble hovering over my head, thus broadcasting yaoi directly before God and His People.
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
October 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hes not on here but i hope lars ssbm gnw has a good day every day
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
PSA: i opened up “discord dating” as a bit in vc and that shit shows on your profile bruh do NOT open it even as a joke /srs /gen /like-joke-and-it-was-still-funny-but-not-worth-the-dms-i-will-wake-up-to
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
whaddup “blue” “sky”. yeag, wgatever..
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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At the bar wearing the snoopy hat snoopy sweater snoopy socks snoopy tote bag drove up with the snoopy air freshener and embroidering while the boys drink their beers
I love me
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
i need a freaky gay boy into youtube poop this has become nonnegotiable
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
aye yall have a good ass day out there today #peace #facts 💜
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I have so many health problems it’s absurd
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
it took me three fuckin years but i finally paid off 95% of medical bills
August 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
im gonna buy a drawing tablet forreal this time but idk where to start
August 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
bluesky is for people who start sentences with “Eh,” and “Whelp!”
August 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
björk trying to find her car: where did i pjärk
August 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
upon doing more research i still actually have no idea what it means!!
i used to think “proshipping” meant like “people who are in support of the idea of shipping” like no fucking duh so when id see “proshippers dni” im like doesnt that mean literally any shipping in any media wtf

but then i learned what it actually meant 🧘
July 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i wanna start self-reacting discord posts as part of the bit but dont wanna come off as insane LMAO
July 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
sink full of dishes heart full of swag
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
every Day i Wake Up, God gives me a “unsalted tortilla chips and diet decaf iced tea” meter, and if i dont fill up the unsalted tortilla chips and diet decaf iced tea meter then…….i don’t wanna find out
July 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
reading Theory
June 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
curbside ordering yocco’s and having them deliver by rollerskate my two hot dogs, fries, perogies, and two chocolate milks to the Giant Toilet parked in their lot
June 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
the harrowing yet oddly calming realization the love of my life is on twitter dot com

need a fitting emoji for this moment……

🗿
June 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these scrandles recently have been fucked up

that “onions on toast” (zsoiyoi kender) or whatever its called just won’t stop showing up
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
creed vibes
wake up hungover. uber to the major venue. eat nothing and drink 3 trash cans and a rum and coke before top 8. win a game 10 grands (my opponent plays gay ass marth so i fucking lose on fd). (twice). zelle my e-gf 3 subs. i will live to be 95. that’s what melee used to be my son.
June 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM