The exits to that place are guarded by burly men with big funnels, to make sure you’ve eaten all that you actually can.

Sounds like a bargain to me

How dreary to be Somebody! How public, like a frog!

Is it even possible to look at age of consent laws skeptically? Yes, they’re arbitrary, but they have to be. It’d be like being skeptical of laws telling us which side of the road to drive on, or what color lights to stop at. It’s something that must be decided arbitrarily, and we decided long ago.

Am I reading this right? Fuck God?

“Leaders not Tweeters” is the rebrand America needs.

My four-year-old was crestfallen to learn that my wife’s doctoral program didn’t have show and tell. Adulthood, for the lose.

That almost sounds like someone is pranking you. No idea what your setup looks like, but if there are any holes in your network security it might be possible. Or it could be poltergeists.

Mine used to do that if the power went out. Took me forever to convince them not to do that, since here the power goes out if someone sneezes.